Bad Dorm Roommate

[sk*]

well I used to have a dorm room to myself but i know have a roommate. he is such a piece of shit and his girlfriend is ALWAYS here and she sleeps over too. Once he fucked her while i asleep in the bed across the room. How should I handle this? I would just kill him and her both but then i would go to jail, so I need ideas, he is love this chic as well. SHE ISNT HOT BTW

help me out here guys

HAHA, i've done every single one of those things to piss off my last year's roommate. In the end, I took revealing pics of him with his hand in his pants, and showed it to the RA's. He threatened me, and they kicked him out.

-sk

 

[collegiateLifter]

haha I've had pretty good roomates so far.

I would tell him to fuck his girl in the evening when you're out studying at the library, lifting, etc.

If you're going to sleep before them, tell them they must keep it down or leave...

If one of them snores, well i think you're pretty much screwed...

If reason fails, you can make your room smelly and messy to the point that neither your roomate nor his girl want to be there and then they may start stayin at the girls room.

 

[lucidblue]

well I used to have a dorm room to myself but i know have a roommate. he is such a piece of shit and his girlfriend is ALWAYS here and she sleeps over too. Once he fucked her while i asleep in the bed across the room. How should I handle this? I would just kill him and her both but then i would go to jail, so I need ideas, he is love this chic as well. SHE ISNT HOT BTW

help me out here guys

I had this problem with my college roommate my freshman year. She would have her b/f sleep over every night. Keep in mind he had his own room, a private room w/o a roommate. Yet, they would stay in our room and they would have sex in there all the time when I was trying to sleep. One night I got pissed. I got up turned on the light, opened the door and said "if you want an audience you can have one". I walked out left the door open and knocked on everyone's doors on our floor and then left. LOL. That was fun. Never happened again after that.

I so don't miss college.

 

[The Sun Devil]

thanx for all the help, she is so fat and nasty, today as i was leaving to go eat dinner, she had a bag with a curling iron and a bunch of stuff as well. she doesnt go to college and only works part time so she has more free time then she should.

 

[The Sun Devil]

Re: Re: Bad Dorm Roommate

. One night I got pissed. I got up turned on the light, opened the door and said "if you want an audience you can have one". I walked out left the door open and knocked on everyone's doors on our floor and then left. LOL. That was fun. Never happened again after that.

I so don't miss college.

turn the lite on is a great one to do.

 

[EnderJE]

Find a smell that he/she doesn't like. For example, hide dead shellfish all over your place and leave for a weekend. Then when you come back, have it professionally cleaned; but the two should of left by then.

 

[EnderJE]

Or something else you could try is to make constant fat jokes at his girlfriend. She'll get all pised and won't give him sex while your around. Without sex, he'll leave.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

My roomie way back in college (10 yrs ago) would always have his girl over. She'd stay in the room talking to him even after I went to sleep. I got sick of it so I started stripping naked before bed right in front of her and then climbing into bed. After the second night of my strip tease, I guess she felt awkward enough that she stopped coming over late at night. I think it did the trick when I stripped and turned and faced her giving a good full frontal view and proceeded to scratch my balls while she watched in horror.

 

[HANSEL]

this thread made me remember that part in P.C.U. when Jeremy Piven is recalling the time he was a roomate with david spades character, that shit was funny.

 

[jerkbox]

My roomie way back in college (10 yrs ago) would always have his girl over. She'd stay in the room talking to him even after I went to sleep. I got sick of it so I started stripping naked before bed right in front of her and then climbing into bed. After the second night of my strip tease, I guess she felt awkward enough that she stopped coming over late at night. I think it did the trick when I stripped and turned and faced her giving a good full frontal view and proceeded to scratch my balls while she watched in horror.

hehe....good one....