Today, I erroneously sent my superiors an email stating …

[PICK3]

What do you do?

I'd tell you ............. if you had a vag

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I'd tell you ............. if you had a vag

Im guessing you hand out cum rags to the boyz in the john at OZ

 

[mustang_00]

One day after ordering a big lunch I told my boss, "I'm not going to be worth a shit after I eat all of this", He replied, "you weren't worth a shit before lunch"

hahahahahahahahah i used to stare at my boss's lips while he'd talk to me and he got insecure and i'd tell him "you have a pretty mouth"

 

[PICK3]

hahahahahahahahah i used to stare at my boss's lips while he'd talk to me and he got insecure and i'd tell him "you have a pretty mouth"

 

[-Ariel-]

One day after ordering a big lunch I told my boss, "I'm not going to be worth a shit after I eat all of this", He replied, "you weren't worth a shit before lunch"

I guess your psychological technique of kicking it into the 2 minute drill mode late in the before halftime didn't work?