Weighted Vest Fag.

[majutsu]

Weighted Vest Fag is a great old thread! Bump for a classic.

 

[Destroyer1986*]

maybe he's a knight

ROFLMAO

 

[ChefWide]

Much to my horror, Mary Fistenglover/Missy Von Vondervest has been out of the office all week. The semi hottie that sits near him that shares my viceral loathing of him, told me that she overheard that he is at a spa/clinic about a half hour from Reykjavik for... and please dont vomit... Sexual Addiction. Can't confirm this. Not sure I want to.

I will have to bludgeon him when he gets back. Thinking of signing him up for every porn site on the planet (I have admin priv) so his mail will be crammed with kitty when he gets back. I have issues with this guy.

Maybe I secretly want to be Weighted Vestfag... time for therapy.

 

[Backlash]

So how was your workout with him?

 

[majutsu]

ahhhhh the gods have smiled upon me, as the "weighted vest fag" thread has been updated!

p.s. "maybe he's a knight" has to be one of the best posts ever

 

[AdamM]

this would be a good budweiser real american hero commercial


"Today we salute you, Mr. Weighted Vest Fag Man."

Hahahaha beautiful.... "real men of genius"
ya i see no benefit in this, unless he is out to look like a moron. does he have imaginary lat syndrome too?

 

[ChefWide]

Hahahaha beautiful.... "real men of genius"
ya i see no benefit in this, unless he is out to look like a moron. does he have imaginary lat syndrome too?

No but he has have the savagely annoying habit of turning only his upper torso to talk to someone as a kind of afterthought. You know the pose, the one that makes your waist girth look so small? Right out of fucking zoolander, I shit you not.

He does also suffer from Acute PublicStretchatosis. You've seen it before: In the middle of asking him a question, he will drop down from the waist and '''rrrrrrroll up" or start a cross body anterior delt stretch while sitting in a presentation. That tips my "CrushTheWeenie" Response Factor right the fuck into the red zone.

Oh, and the bangs just long enough to require a head flip every 30 seconds might call for a handfull of Roofies in his morning coffee and a custom hair cut in the style of Le Dome de ChefWide .

As far as leaving him at the gym wrything in a pool of of lactic acid and bile laced, post squat vomit, we haven't been able to get our 'workout schedules to jibe' yet. But I am tempted to get an xcam mounted near his desk just to film him over the following week when the DOMS has him unable to walk, sit, shit or even THINK about the stairs, the kind of soreness that requires a full 2 minutes for you to walk after you stand up because your calves are so destroyed that you can't lower your heels to the ground? I will then most certainly ask him to carry a monitor up the stairs to the CEO's conference room: I think a 24 inch Sony CRT should be just heavy enough to produce the desired 'Chit D. Pants' scenario.

Stay tuned, he will know the joy.

edit: I know I have issues with this guy and that my distaste for other aspects of life are transmographying into a Missy Von Vondervest Neurosis, but frankly, he is disliked or at least found abrasive by all who cross his path, he is a strange and actually quite frightening guy.

Thats it! I FEAR him! Case solved, back to abusing him.

 

[BobbyJenious]

This is weighted vest fag. I don't appreciate y'all fronting on my gear. I ordered it off the Tony Little website and its seems to be working spectacular for lean mass gains and shedding body fat.

 

[tuc biscuit]

looking good there chef

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Very damn funny thread! Makes me wonder if he's one of the knights of Nee! (sp)

I doubt he was using his vest for this reason, but I have seen firefighters and those training to be firefighters use weighted vests as a form of training for the heavy equipment they may have to lug around and wear for hours at a time.