When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was having twins...

[nimbus]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

Resorb her. Please don't resorb her.

Besides, I'm not sure I would like the taste. I know whiteys taste like chicken, so I assume Asians taste like teriyaki, right?

Too sweet for me.

you'll just be hungry again in an hour

 

[75th]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

i'm about to that. i'm stoned.

75th is married to an asian honey? fucking PICS!!!

respectfully, of course.

Posting a photo of myself was a stretch for me.

No photos of the wifey unless she joins and posts them on her own.

Then again, she doesnt understand why Im on here all the time, so I think the chances of that are slim.

 

[Hengst]

...the next time they did an ultrasound, they found out that I had resorbed the other fetus.

Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man, and a little baby.

Are you by any chance left handed? I read some where that left handedness is caused when a pregnancy begins as twins - mirrors of each other - and the right handed one gets reabsorbed.

 

[Hengst]

Just imagine if you took on the characteristics of a typical chimera, you could rape women and never be convicted of the crimes as your semen, blood, and saliva would all have different DNA makeup.

This was a 'Law And Order' plot line.

 

[stosstruppe]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

This was a 'Law And Order' plot line.

Oh snap, was thinking that too. Pretty sure they done it in a CSI episode too!

 

[billfred]

My mother had a similar incident. They later discovered that the twin was just my Johnson.

I have been carrying around that load every since.

 

[musclemom]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

This was a 'Law And Order' plot line.

CSI Las Vegas, too.

 

[heatherrae]

My mother had a similar incident. They later discovered that the twin was just my Johnson.

I have been carrying around that load every since.

man, did they do your mom's ultrasound with an electron microscope, then?


LOL...the science nerds will get the joke.

 

[gonelifting]

My mod powers were resorbed by Stilleto.

 

[digimon7068]

...the next time they did an ultrasound, they found out that I had resorbed the other fetus.

Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man, and a little baby.

you ate your brother? in the womb?? now THAT is sibling rivalry!!