When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was having twins...

[75th]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

I remember when we were supposed to have a sparring match
I hated you , LOL
You retreated and left the boards....

PUNK, LOL

But then again I joined the army so I left for about a year myself

Racist.

 

[musclemom]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

LOL okay lemme take a step back for a second.

If you read any of my other posts regarding relationships, you will see (hopefully) that I love my wife more than words.

If you've read OTHER peoples posts on here (actually, its usually one or two people over and over) you will see that my views sometimes are misinterpreted as racist. Me wanting states rights = racist. Me wanting low taxes or welfare reform = racist. Etc etc. My whole soliloquy on hating icelanders was sort of a play on that. Me saying I hate my wife because she's not white is a continuation of that joke. If you search for threads that include posts from me, superdave, dial tone, milo, smurfy, etc chances are more often than not you'll find us each calling each other racist for no reason whatsoever.

Inside joke I guess.

I confess to missing out on a lot of the inside jokes here because I just don't have the time for the board anymore. But I don't see states rights as racist (yeah, yeah, I know that it could be construed that way) but as I said, I'm not sure about it. But I think the whole govt./taxes/welfare system is fucked up in general and that's another discussion.

BTW, I'm technically married to a minority since my husband is a card carrying American Indian ... that's about as minority as you get these days.

Hey, you know our nickname should be shark (google intra uterine cannabalism).

Right, back to Dr. Fuckface with me ... I'm only postponing the inevitable screwing around on here ...

 

[txbondsman]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

When I distend my abdomen I can see what appears to be a faint outline of a face.

I walk around and milk Latinos out of money by telling them its the Virgin Mary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu

 

[heatherrae]

I had to leave this thread for a few minutes. has anyone else gotten eaten?

 

[Mr. dB]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu

In June 2008, an extra penis was removed from the back of a month-old boy from Hejian City, China.

Jeez.

 

[75th]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

In June 2008, an extra penis was removed from the back of a month-old boy from Hejian City, China.

Jeez.

Gross.

 

[gonelifting]

So how many damn babies did you 'resorb'? 74 of them? Is that why your name is 75th?

Tadum tah! Here all week.... Try the veal... tip the waiters.

 

[75th]

So how many damn babies did you 'resorb'? 74 of them? Is that why your name is 75th?

Tadum tah! Here all week.... Try the veal... tip the waiters.

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm resorbing a pizza right now.

 

[jackangel]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

I'm resorbing a pizza right now.

i'm about to that. i'm stoned.

75th is married to an asian honey? fucking PICS!!!

respectfully, of course.