Can't fuck dead people in Wisconsin Anymore....

[EnderJE]

She WAS wearing a short skirt, afterall. She was begging for it.

Those worms were a come on.

 

[NEO1]

Who browses the obit's for a date?

 

[redguru]

Hey, the only girl I ever had from Wisconsin was a real firecracker, and she'd been dead a week.

 

[hardrock]

Now what the fuck am I gonna do tonight? I'm fuckin outta here.

 

[timtim]

do dead chicks like facials?

 

[all the whey]

so that's why samoth left?

That is not nice to call strefka a dead fuck.

 

[nefertiti]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

 

[NEO1]

Your just jealous cuz there's no such thing as "dead wood"

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

 

[JayC9]

Who f's a corpse, seriously?

nothing on the box tonight, might as well dig up old dorothy and rattle her bones

 

[nefertiti]

Your just jealous cuz there's no such thing as "dead wood"

And on tht note you have successfully cock blocked my lunch date. I'll need to get that image out of my head before I can think about sex again.