When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was having twins...

[75th]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

I bet your twin was a Liberal.

Have you ever had a CT scan to see if there are remnants of the reabsorbed twin in your abdomen?

When I distend my abdomen I can see what appears to be a faint outline of a face.

I walk around and milk Latinos out of money by telling them its the Virgin Mary.

 

[gjohnson5]

...the next time they did an ultrasound, they found out that I had resorbed the other fetus.

Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man, and a little baby.

2 75th's still spell 1 punk

 

[musclemom]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

People hate people who are different from them. Its natural. For instance, I hate my wife because she's a minority.

I'm actually all a out the change, to be honest. Not the Obama kind, but the change that matters. Without personal growth we achieve nothing.

You hate your wife?

See, here's one other thing about me. I'm honest on the board. I don't "get" people creating an internet personality that is different from who they are in real life and this is who they "are" when they are on the boards, and they stay in character the whole time. I just don't get that, it leaves me completely confused and seems like an atrocious amount of work. I realize it's just a more adult form of D&D, but that's not the way I am. So how everyone on the board speaks is the way I believe they feel, in their heart of hearts.

So either you're playing a game with me, and I don't know the rules, or you have a very unfriendly relationship with your s/o, which is just sad.

 

[75th]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

You hate your wife?

See, here's one other thing about me. I'm honest on the board. I don't "get" people creating an internet personality that is different from who they are in real life and this is who they "are" when they are on the boards, and they stay in character the whole time. I just don't get that, it leaves me completely confused and seems like an atrocious amount of work. I realize it's just a more adult form of D&D, but that's not the way I am. So how everyone on the board speaks is the way I believe they feel, in their heart of hearts.

So either you're playing a game with me, and I don't know the rules, or you have a very unfriendly relationship with your s/o, which is just sad.

LOL okay lemme take a step back for a second.

If you read any of my other posts regarding relationships, you will see (hopefully) that I love my wife more than words.

If you've read OTHER peoples posts on here (actually, its usually one or two people over and over) you will see that my views sometimes are misinterpreted as racist. Me wanting states rights = racist. Me wanting low taxes or welfare reform = racist. Etc etc. My whole soliloquy on hating icelanders was sort of a play on that. Me saying I hate my wife because she's not white is a continuation of that joke. If you search for threads that include posts from me, superdave, dial tone, milo, smurfy, etc chances are more often than not you'll find us each calling each other racist for no reason whatsoever.

Inside joke I guess.

 

[75th]

And fortunately (or unfortunately depending on whether or not you like me on here) I'm exactly like this in real life.

I think I love my wife so much mainly because I know she has to put up with me.

 

[gjohnson5]

Total Recall was a shitty movie but I liked it
And Kuato is kewl

 

[heatherrae]

And fortunately (or unfortunately depending on whether or not you like me on here) I'm exactly like this in real life.

I think I love my wife so much mainly because I know she has to put up with me.

Please don't eat her.

 

[75th]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

Total Recall was a shitty movie but I liked it
And Kuato is kewl

I can accept you attacking me, but I will not stand for any harsh words directed at the genius that is Total Recall.

 

[gjohnson5]

And fortunately (or unfortunately depending on whether or not you like me on here) I'm exactly like this in real life.

I think I love my wife so much mainly because I know she has to put up with me.

I remember when we were supposed to have a sparring match
I hated you , LOL
You retreated and left the boards....

PUNK, LOL

But then again I joined the army so I left for about a year myself

 

[75th]

Re: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found out she was

Please don't eat her.

Resorb her. Please don't resorb her.

Besides, I'm not sure I would like the taste. I know whiteys taste like chicken, so I assume Asians taste like teriyaki, right?

Too sweet for me.