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7 oz Bottles of Beer.. WTF ?

Y_lifter

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OK, so I do the yard work last weekend and as usual head to the Garage
fridge for a beer or 2 to drink as I cool off in the pool..
Michelob Amber Bock was the choice.. Ice cold, all is good...

So I'm feeling warm and relaxed after drinking 2 on an empty stomach and
being so hot and all, so I head out to the fridge for another..

Seeing a fresh 6 pack in the back, I grab a bottle and start to open it.
Suddenly something just aint right about this one..
It's as if my hands have grown. Or I'm more buzzed than I thought..

I look at it closely and discover that this 6 pack contains 7 ounce bottles vs: the normal 12 ounces..

When did this start ?
Who in their right mind wants this ?

I was forced to drink 2 more bottles vs just one..

Thoughts or comments ?
 
Pingers. What evil purpose do they serve? Only the Shaddow knows.
 
TheProject said:
Ha ha, you got chick beers!

Mrs Y buys the groceries, so I should smack her around... right ?
She also bought me golf balls one time that were chick balls...
I draw the line at underwear..
 
I think everyone's gotten chick beers by mistake once, and every guy feels a little more pussified having to drink 'em.
 
TheProject said:
I think everyone's gotten chick beers by mistake once, and every guy feels a little more pussified having to drink 'em.

I poured them into a cup to lessen the pussy factor..
Really, I have never heard of such a thing as chick beers.
 
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I read 'puss' as in greenish white stanky effluvient that comes from a severly infected in-grown toe nail.... you can imagine my horror to pour the beer into a cup and still drink it regardless of any puss-lessening.
 
PUS = greenish white stanky effluvient that comes from a severly infected in-grown toe nail

PUSS = What you feel like drinking from one of these girlie bottles..

Good Beer should not be wasted no matter the container...
All you can do is lessen the Estrogenic factor..
 
I don't drink them but the logic I would guess is that you finish them before they get warm.

Awhile ago my buddy was tanked already and gave us some cash to get him beers. We came back with the Coronitas(mini beers like yours) for him. He starts drinking them, puts down 2 before noticing a thing. He's drunk so on his 3rd one he starts looking at the beer than at his arm, it litteraly took him a couple minutes staring at the beer and his hands till he noticed they were minis. He's a large guy so it just made it more humerous watching him
 
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