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I think Jeffrey Dahmer lives in my building

Mr. dB

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There's a smell out in the hall, closest I can come to describe it is death and lime. It's like someone is trying to cover up the smell of dead bodies with fertillizer. I think maybe one of my neighbors is a cannibalistic mass-murderer.
 
well, if he invites you over for dinner, politely decline.
 
Mr. dB said:
There's a smell out in the hall, closest I can come to describe it is death and lime. It's like someone is trying to cover up the smell of dead bodies with fertillizer. I think maybe one of my neighbors is a cannibalistic mass-murderer.


At the very least, it's recyclying.
 
Mr. dB said:
There's a smell out in the hall, closest I can come to describe it is death and lime. It's like someone is trying to cover up the smell of dead bodies with fertillizer. I think maybe one of my neighbors is a cannibalistic mass-murderer.
It is him.
Get out. Get out.
 
I found it -- one of my neighbors left a small trash bag by her back door, something in it was reeking to high heaven. I got tired of smelling it, carried it out, and voila no more smell.

It wasn't heavy enough for a human head...
 
Mr. dB said:
I found it -- one of my neighbors left a small trash bag by her back door, something in it was reeking to high heaven. I got tired of smelling it, carried it out, and voila no more smell.

It wasn't heavy enough for a human head...

Now your finger prints are all over the bag!!
 
Mr. dB said:
I found it -- one of my neighbors left a small trash bag by her back door, something in it was reeking to high heaven. I got tired of smelling it, carried it out, and voila no more smell.

It wasn't heavy enough for a human head...


You do know that she will now think that your building has garbage service and from now on will leave her trash to fester in the hall.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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