I almost sent my dog to the Michael Vick training camp today.

[jnevin]

I was upstairs getting my breakfast ready, butter fried mayo and corndogs, of course. And I looked down and saw he tracked mud in the house. I then realized the sprinklers haven't run since Tuesday and this didn't quite look like mud. Sweet. So I stroll through the house to get an idea of what I'm up against. I have a goddamn fucking Family Circus trail of shit through my house. From the office downstairs, through the hall, into the extra bedroom, up the stairs, maybe two laps through the living room upstairs, and all through the kitchen. I have a weak stomach and a bad gag reflex, so I'm starting to choke back my half pot of coffee as I go for the resolve. Gone. Fuck. Shit fuck piss fuck. So I went to the store and got one of those rental things and 3 bottles of spot treatment. The thing only works like 3 feet at a time for some reason. I have probably 2500 sq ft to go over. I'm going to be out at meetings almost all day. I'm bitching, I know. Fuck, I don't want to go home to the poopy jungle. It's gonna stink so bad. FUCK.

I can't be mad at him for just stepping in it though. I feel bad because he could feel my tension and anger. I didn't even yell at him, but holy fuck, I was mad. I still am, I just had to postpone two meetings so I can calm down.

Ok, I feel a little better. Fuck off.

 

[jh1]

Bro... I get pissed at my dog for rubbing in stinky crap outside all the time.. I smack him around....

Also, if I were you... Have someone come clean them bitches professionally... they do a better job and you don't have to gag..

 

[Tytan]

That`s why I don`t allow the dog in the house. He has his own place to chill.

 

[jnevin]

Bro... I get pissed at my dog for rubbing in stinky crap outside all the time.. I smack him around....

Also, if I were you... Have someone come clean them bitches professionally... they do a better job and you don't have to gag..

My dog has never been hit unless we're playing. If he dumped on the carpet, he would have gotten in trouble. He cowars when he sees I'm mad, but if I raise my hand like he's going to be hit, he acts like it's play time. I'll never beat him or my kids if/ when I have them.

I was just looking at steam cleaners. What's a normal price? i don't wanna get buttfooked.

 

[yonkers weights]

One of my dogs shit all over the place in the night last night, SUCKED! Cleaning up shit at 430am.

 

[jnevin]

One of my dogs shit all over the place in the night last night, SUCKED! Cleaning up shit at 430am.

Mine just tracked it in. It'd be easier if he dumped in the house, I guess. as long as it wouldn't be him pissing out his ass all over.

*gag*

 

[blueta2]

JH1 has never been hit unless we're playing. If he dumped on the carpet, he would have gotten in trouble. He cowars when he sees I'm mad, but if I raise my hand like he's going to be hit, he acts like it's play time. I'll never beat him or my kids if/ when I have them.

you are good to him like that.....

 

[jnevin]

you are good to him like that.....

The only beating he receives is his prostate.

 

[blueta2]

The only beating he receives is his prostate.

you can use the carpet cleaner on that too ;-)




reasonable price for a carpet steam cleaner......$120 should get you a good commercial one.
Bissell is a good brand

 

[jnevin]

you can use the carpet cleaner on that too ;-)




reasonable price for a carpet steam cleaner......$120 should get you a good commercial one.
Bissell is a good brand

How aboot to have someone do it?