Honest question for the ladies

[bstone]

Ok, here is the deal. There is this woman at my gym who I find to be simply irresistable. I would like some ideas of things that a guy can say to you to start a conversation in the gym and not sound like a cheeseball.
I mean it is not like I know anything about this woman and, for me to say something like "I find you interesting" would be a complete lie! The only thing that I find interesting right now is her a$$. I am just being honest. I refuse to resort to pickup lines and I want to talk to this girl.

ideas please!

 

[velvett]

Does she have nice eyes?

Do you work out often at the same time?

Buy her some water in a bottle and give it to her as she's walking out - then make your move.

Or just causally walk on over to her like my ex to me and ask, " are those real?" (uh eye color) And start up a conversation to see if you have a chance.

He had me with his big innocent smile.

(note: he was a cheating little fuck but that's someone else's problem now.)


Anywhoo...

Be sincere, be yourself and don't stare at her boobs the whole time.


cheers!

 

[karson]

dude

c'mon, thats too easy. walk to her and say "Hi, my name is........."

if that doesnt work try the old, can I get a spot......

Your looking to far into it, if she likes you then really anything you will say will work. just dont be too lame.

 

[HappyScrappy]

it seems I've put this up here a million times now - but this will get you action faster than you will ever know.

use any of the following and she will be a puddle in your arms, wanting you like she's never wanted anyone or thing before, begging you to take her there and now.

trust me.

1) walk up next to her and motion to her that you want to say something that only she can hear, lean over to her and quietly whisper... "I just shit my pants."
She might seem shocked, or even disgusted, but no worries - just take her hand and press it against your butt and then press her hand to her face and verbally insist that she "smell it."

2) on a very similar tone as number one, get her attention and let her know you want to say something private - lean over to her and whisper gently into her ear, "I have an incredibly small and flaccid penis."
Then lean back and give her a knowing smile and then hold up your index finger and thum about an inch apart and just nod... she'll be VERY impressed.

and then if all else fails, then use this one - but be careful, this is the sort of thing that is a last ditch effort only, if you use this too often, then women will catch on and it will just become another line and they won't feel special.

3) approach her wherever she may be, whatever it is that she is doing. saunter in to speaking distance and say, "wow... you really don't sweat much at all for a fat chick."


use any one of these and you will be getting some serious action in the parking lot.
like I said before - trust me.

(I realised just now that you said this was for the ladies, and I'm in no way a lady - but then again, neither is karson I don't think - although he does keep sending me pics of him in a miniskirt hugging a chicken - I don't know what that means)

 

[WarriorPL]

it seems I've put this up here a million times now - but this will get you action faster than you will ever know.

use any of the following and she will be a puddle in your arms, wanting you like she's never wanted anyone or thing before, begging you to take her there and now.

trust me.

1) walk up next to her and motion to her that you want to say something that only she can hear, lean over to her and quietly whisper... "I just shit my pants."
She might seem shocked, or even disgusted, but no worries - just take her hand and press it against your butt and then press her hand to her face and verbally insist that she "smell it."

2) on a very similar tone as number one, get her attention and let her know you want to say something private - lean over to her and whisper gently into her ear, "I have an incredibly small and flaccid penis."
Then lean back and give her a knowing smile and then hold up your index finger and thum about an inch apart and just nod... she'll be VERY impressed.

and then if all else fails, then use this one - but be careful, this is the sort of thing that is a last ditch effort only, if you use this too often, then women will catch on and it will just become another line and they won't feel special.

3) approach her wherever she may be, whatever it is that she is doing. saunter in to speaking distance and say, "wow... you really don't sweat much at all for a fat chick."


use any one of these and you will be getting some serious action in the parking lot.
like I said before - trust me.

(I realised just now that you said this was for the ladies, and I'm in no way a lady - but then again, neither is karson I don't think - although he does keep sending me pics of him in a miniskirt hugging a chicken - I don't know what that means)

lol scrappy, have you tried any of these??


~WizKid

 

[HappyScrappy]

lol scrappy, have you tried any of these??

well, IslandGirl and anyone else that knows me (although I don't think latona has ever seen this side of me) can attest that I have done these things. all of them. mostly in college and right after graduating.
I used to get drunk and either take off my pants and/or shirt and try to trade them with people in the room (usually small girls), or I'd stand on a table and yell out that "I just shit my pants."
I also loved to whisper to girls that "I have a small and flaccid penis"

I also may or may not own some websites related to all of this.

I don't really do much of it anymore since 1) I don't get out much, and 2) I don't drink any more.

 

[bstone]

Thank you all for your replies. I am sorry to hear about your misfortune ms. moderator, some people have no respect for others. what can you do.
I feel that the advice that appears the most sound and possibly will work is definitely Scrappy's.
With lines like that, you can't lose.
I mean, "I think I just shit my pants" that would make most women melt in their panties....

Thank you Scrappy!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

bstone...where you lift in florida?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Approach her with an olympic bar and thrust it into her face. When she begins to roll back and forth crying, pour gasoline on her and light her on fire. Then go outside and do a rain dance.

Smoke the peace pipe before you go to channel the power of the majestic salmon into your body and soul.

For only the salmon holds the rotting uterus.

 

[Bikini Mod]

If a guy walked up to me in the gym and did what Brotha HScrappy advised....I would definitely give the guy a shot! (Well, the flacid penis thing would be a bit much. Perhaps I am being a bit too sensitive these days, but I would take that as being an overbearing jerk - but like I said, that may just be me). The I just shit my pants thing....THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT! Even if the guy was an ugly little troll (not that I am all that) I would STILL talk to him. Why? Because I ADMIRE and RESPECT a guy who has balls!...and if you have a twisted sense of humor too?...then you are definitely going to get my attention.