gosh.. if you think utensil day is strange you should see my work cube... it's a huge mess of curious george stuff... when i was managing the writing team i took my guys to the zoo for a team meeting/monkey liberation tour....
sadly no monkeys were liberated during that escapade, i did poke a lil one in his belly and got sick (not sure if the two were related or not)...
they keep the good ones behind glass and the only one that we could have feasibly got was masterbating...
okay, i think i've shared a little too much