Ohhh, I've read all these posts and totally agree. But you've all forgotten about the one thing that is the daddy of all annoyances.
It's the fucking kids that work at these gyms. The "Instructors"
They spend the whole day doing an induction of some sweet honey who's boyfriend ain't there, trying to hit on her at the same time. And when they gotta demonstrate to some 56 year old mother of 4 with a hip replacement they just show them once and fuck off. WTF????
And the thing is, down my gym, only one of them is actually a 'builder. The others just prance around the gym, trying to flex their lats and annoy the sexy babes on the step machine.
One time this skinny ass instructor was just speaking to my girl while she was on the life cycle, hanging on the handle bars, with a constant Tom Cruise like grin on his face. I could tell my girl was not impressed. I decided to bring him down a peg or three.
I walked up and rubber my girls back and said "Hey babe". I turned to him and mentioned that there was some sweat on one of the benches that needed moping up. He got on with his work after that.
It wasn't mine.............honest!
