Another stupid ass guy at the gym story...

[musclebones]

dude tell me about it. I work at a gym.


between .. :

the guy who looks like he's pregnant..

the guy who stairs at everyones wankers while he sits in the whirlpool for 25 minutes

the army kid who shadow boxes with the mirror in front of the flat benches.. ANd runs up and down the 200 foot hallways at full speed

the weirdos who jumprope..

the kids who walk around with their gut sucked in, chest out, who think there a duece fifty

the weirdo who works out in jeans on the precor

the old lady who bitches at me cuz the big screen TV is always too loud when its on mute.

the alcoholics who come in to use the lounge part of the health club.. which is primarily for the raquetball players.. who only take a shower and drink a beer.... but they pay for a gym membership!

and all the idiots who don't work out right, use heavy improper form, overtrain, and sit on the same machine for 20 minutes ..

i get kinda pissed off!


There are some freaks in the suburbs of Beantown




-rnr

 

[The mann]

 

[Nathan]

The answer to everyone's troubles and qualms is simple really: farting. When someone is pissing you off, just lift up a leg nice and high - perhaps place your foot on the top of a preacher curl bench - and squeeze one out. Throw in an upper-lip curl while you're doing ti and you're set. If they don't figure it out after the first time, then just keep doing it in new and exciting ways. For instance, do one of those teddy bear hand-stands and then squeeze one out. No one will want anything to do with you and won't hang around long enough to piss you off. Trust me, you won't be disappointed with the results of following this course of action.

 

[XBiker]

BLAST OFF!!

I normally say that as I release a nice greasy DBOL induced turd.

 

[MUSTANG_18]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!
BLAST OFF!!!!!!!!1 LOL

M18

 

[ragin']

blast off?? oh my god, i cant stop LMGDMFAO! i cant believe you didn't start laughing.

 

[liftsiron]

At my gym we have a host of cocksuckers who have a little card on clipboards, who jump from one station, bench etc. for one goddam set, today was leg day, I had the sled almost fully loaded. When between sets this dipshit lady, with a sarcastic tone in her voice, asked me to unload the sled, because she needed to do one set with just the rack and no added weight. I gritted my theeth and held my temper in check. I very nicely told her to go the fuck away and bother someone else.

 

[marx]

Nathan...that's also a great way to make some room when people are crowding you when you're doing crunches

 

[E-Rawk]

I gritted my theeth and held my temper in check. I very nicely told her to go the fuck away and bother someone else.

hehehe

 

[serge]

Originally posted by liftsiron
I gritted my theeth and held my temper in check. I very nicely told her to go the fuck away and bother someone else.

i would have slaped her with a 45lb plate