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I like the deadlift story. People like this are not only retarted but they have immense balls. How many times do you see people who haven't made any gains in years, yet they act like fucking VIP's at the gym?
Another stupid ass guy at the gym story...
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BigBazooka
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BLAST OFF!! my god, that was funny!
in my gym, there's this skinny guy who comes in, goes to the scott bench, loads that ez-bar with ridiculous amounts of weight and does 4-5 shitty reps, with his feet breakdancing at the same time like there was no tomorrow. always funny.
i told him once: "you know, i'm not your mother or anything like that, but you know that you could actually rip your biceps in 2 pieces curling with such a heavy weight without warming up?" and the guy was like [conan's bush imitation] "huh? really?" [/conan's bush imitation]
funny as hell..
in my gym, there's this skinny guy who comes in, goes to the scott bench, loads that ez-bar with ridiculous amounts of weight and does 4-5 shitty reps, with his feet breakdancing at the same time like there was no tomorrow. always funny.
i told him once: "you know, i'm not your mother or anything like that, but you know that you could actually rip your biceps in 2 pieces curling with such a heavy weight without warming up?" and the guy was like [conan's bush imitation] "huh? really?" [/conan's bush imitation]
funny as hell..
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MrOlympia2004
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I just offer to spot the DF, then when they reach failure I just walk away and let squirm like a worm. I usually dont see them at the gym anymore
It's hard to make it to the gym with a concaved spooner chest
It's hard to make it to the gym with a concaved spooner chestFarting
I am taking 3 grams of MSM along 3 grams of GS a day, so we are talking 6 grams of sulfur compounds a day. If did a concentrated fart, they'd have to repaint the equipment. And when I eat boiled eggs, shit, they'd kick me out. I think every body has shit themselves at least once during squats, but when I do it the hottest chick in the gym has to come over and ask to use the power rack. Shit, some people have all the luck.
My least favorite gym type is the guy who wears shorts, but no underware, so you can see his balls. For some reason these guys love to do declines or decline ab work alot. Gives them a little more air I guess. Wear some damn underware, we don't want to see your balls. And for those who do, they will let you know. Usually by asking you to pick up the soap they dropped.
I am taking 3 grams of MSM along 3 grams of GS a day, so we are talking 6 grams of sulfur compounds a day. If did a concentrated fart, they'd have to repaint the equipment. And when I eat boiled eggs, shit, they'd kick me out. I think every body has shit themselves at least once during squats, but when I do it the hottest chick in the gym has to come over and ask to use the power rack. Shit, some people have all the luck.
My least favorite gym type is the guy who wears shorts, but no underware, so you can see his balls. For some reason these guys love to do declines or decline ab work alot. Gives them a little more air I guess. Wear some damn underware, we don't want to see your balls. And for those who do, they will let you know. Usually by asking you to pick up the soap they dropped.
The Grinch
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Nathan, Ive done that and its worked.
Roid Rage 2002
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LMAO...CHECK THIS OUT IT WAS MY LEG DAY AND I WAS AT 24 HR FITNESS, I AM LIKE ONE OF THE ONLY GUYS WHO DOES SQUATS UP THERE...WE HAVE TWO SQUAT RACKS..SO I GET THERE AND THERE IS ONE SKINNNY FAG IN ONE POWER RACK DOING CURLS WITH JUST THE BAR ASK HIM HOW MANY MORE SETS AND HE SAYS 6...I WAS LIKE WTF? SO I WENT TO THE OTHER POWER RACK WHERE SOME GUY IS DOING SHRUGS WITH WAYYY TOO MUCH WEIGHT ..LOOKS LIKE HE IS DOING BEHIND THE BACK CURLS AND I'M LIKE ..HOW MANY MORE SETS..HE'S LIKE 10...DAMN I WAS SOO PISSEDD I WAS ABOUT TO RAGE..SO I HAD TO WAIT 20 MINUTES TO DO SQUATS I ALMOST WENT OFF ON THE LIL FAG CURLING THE BAR..ANYWAYS TO SAY THE LEAST I TOOK OUT ALL MY ANGER ON SQUATS.......
growin'
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There's cool old Vietnamese guy at my gym. The guy is ripped, doesn't work too hard, but knows what he is doing. Always walking around chatting, dropping pearls of wisdom. I asked him to spot me on incline. As I began to struggle with the last few reps he began to shout in this thick vietnamese/very gay sounding accent "Push it so hard, push it so hard!!!" Over and over until I was done. Really caught me off guard, very hard not to laugh. Then he said "Never was there a bird that flew so high without a little help" Crazy....
Shit that is funny.
But what did his lifting partner do, When does he get his 20 sets of 100.
LOL
My funniest was seeing this lady doing good mornings with brroom, but at such a clip MY back was hurting. Funny as hell. that and the kids overloading the weight bars, and sreaming as they get single rep.
But what did his lifting partner do, When does he get his 20 sets of 100.
LOL
My funniest was seeing this lady doing good mornings with brroom, but at such a clip MY back was hurting. Funny as hell. that and the kids overloading the weight bars, and sreaming as they get single rep.
Tigerparks
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LMFAO Nathan
You're one funny fucker.
As for that BLAST OFF shit.......!
Dont you just hate the guys that wear shades in the gym? It's not like it's fucking Muscle Beach, Venice, Ca. We talking inside, at night, wearing a pair of friggin' Oakleys! WTF?
"Look at me everyone, I'm the Terminator doing curls!"
Fuck right off!
You're one funny fucker.As for that BLAST OFF shit.......!
Dont you just hate the guys that wear shades in the gym? It's not like it's fucking Muscle Beach, Venice, Ca. We talking inside, at night, wearing a pair of friggin' Oakleys! WTF?
"Look at me everyone, I'm the Terminator doing curls!"
Fuck right off!
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