Another stupid ass guy at the gym story...

[Nathan]

Nathan...that's also a great way to make some room when people are crowding you when you're doing crunches

Absolutely. The technique is most effective if one can maintain a look of complete concentration and intensity. Furl your brow, grit your teeth and let those bad boys fly!

 

[brianharper94]

I used to work in a very small gym, with a bunch of dumb country fuckers for members. I finally got fired. I used to have little things about every member that irritated me. There were these 4 guys that came in and worked out together, three were like poles, and one looked like Paul Bearer from WWF. They would come in when the gym was full of the three seriously built members and 20 old fat ladies, and they would pull their shirts off and run around asking people if they thought they were ready for a show. At first it was funny, but this was every god damn day. The owner was there one day and told me to do something about it, so I asked them to put their shirts on and quit bothering people or leave. Two of the skinny boys put their shirts on and walked of. The other two tried to be bad asses. Get this, I was about 6'4", 275, 12% at the time and Paul Bearer Jr. asked me what the fuck my fat ass was going to do if he didn't put his shirt on. This guy was probably 5'4", 310, 60%. I whipped both there asses and threw them out the damn door. There were old women in the gym actually clapping and cheering for me. I got fired that night, but it was worth it.

brianharper94

 

[emoeman]

hey guys i heard those idiots are the new Astronauts from NASA!!!!! Blast off!!!!! holy fu*k!!! (by the way NASA is No Anabolic Steroid Assholes)

 

[PHREAK_E]

I know exactly what you guys mean. I used to train people at my gym in my hometown. Not bad people, just fat and rich. Now when i started i was about 124 lbs. soaking wet i was just there to add mass and learn all i could. when i hit about 170, one of the trainers there asked if i would be interested in studying so i did. and BAM i was a personal trainer. I have seen it all. Old Fat Stupid Skinny and Monsters who say they didnt juice. once i met this kid who just annoyed the hell outta people. he was about 18. you know the one im talkin about -just did one set then spent the next 20 min. trying to swope on the hotties. One day i got this complaing that the women say him in the ladies room. so i had our areobic instructor go in and she cleared out the ladies. then i went in and one by one looked in the stalls. To my horror he was in there all right- jerking off!
I about died. So we let him finish his buisness. when he came out i had the whole gym waiting for him. I cant tell you what we did but it wasnt pretty, and he was never to be seen again in the gym

 

[Nathan]

I know exactly what you guys mean. I used to train people at my gym in my hometown. Not bad people, just fat and rich. Now when i started i was about 124 lbs. soaking wet i was just there to add mass and learn all i could. when i hit about 170, one of the trainers there asked if i would be interested in studying so i did. and BAM i was a personal trainer. I have seen it all. Old Fat Stupid Skinny and Monsters who say they didnt juice. once i met this kid who just annoyed the hell outta people. he was about 18. you know the one im talkin about -just did one set then spent the next 20 min. trying to swope on the hotties. One day i got this complaing that the women say him in the ladies room. so i had our areobic instructor go in and she cleared out the ladies. then i went in and one by one looked in the stalls. To my horror he was in there all right- jerking off!
I about died. So we let him finish his buisness. when he came out i had the whole gym waiting for him. I cant tell you what we did but it wasnt pretty, and he was never to be seen again in the gym

You never saw me again cause I joined another gym. My cover was blown and I had to find new, fresh entertainment.

 

[stinky thumbs]

you should've blasted him in the mouth

 

[J-Ro]

Blast off! That's fucking hilarious!

 

[FlexManning]

Sometimes you just have to find a different excercise and consider it unplanned
variation.

I'll tell you though who makes me sick, besides the gross bastards who have to
take off their shirts and get their sweat from their fat backs all over the benches,
these guys who grunt on every damn rep. Man, there were these guys at my
gym (before my hometown gym shut down anyway) who train together and
one of them acts like he would be the most homophobic guy on earth. But if you
close your eyes and listen to them train you'd think they were making gay porn.
They sound like they're really pounding each other's ass in there grunting on every
damn rep screaming c'mon, c'mon. The really loud fucker seems to grunt on warmup reps.
To top it off, one time somebody left a bunch of dumbells on the floor by a bench that
I used to stretch my hams on after doing legs. I think I heard that loud dick bitching
and saying I was leaving dumbells on the floor. Guys like that need to be fucking
hurt. That type of person scares off a lot of average people in there just trying
to improve themselves. No wonder the gym went under, between guys like
that and Mexican immigrants doing their laundry in the shower.

 

[vanillagorilla]

blast off!

 

[Kidcrush]

counts to 6 in this ridiculous voice and Screams "BLAST OFF!!!"

Probably the terminology they use for dropping teabag on eachothers chins and creaming eachothers tonsils.