Another stupid ass guy at the gym story...

[Pat1USMC]

So I'm finally getting back into some good workouts after being out with major headaches for a week. Today is chest day and I start off with incline Smith. My next machine is another incline bench but its a little different and really burns. When i start on the Smith, I see the other machine is taken. I get through 4 damn sets and the guy still hasn't left.
So i go over to the machine and wait. Well god damn, I waited there for 5 minutes while the bastard did over 100 reps of 20lbs. I ask his "training partner" when the fuck he's gonna be done and he says with this fake deep voice, "Well, he's got sets of 100 to do with very little break in between."
I said "One Hundred?"
"Yeah"
Finally the guy on the machine stops and the retard partner, (Who's wearing TWO sweatshirts), counts to 6 in this ridiculous voice and Screams "BLAST OFF!!!"
The guy does another fucking 100 reps.
I could stop laughing so I went off to something else.

What assholes, they really should give a test or something to people before they let them join to screen people out. For gods sake, the stupid ass then went over and SQUATTED on a friggin AB BALL that was propped against the weight rack and did dumbbell shoulder presses!!!! WHAT!!!!
It really took all i had in me to not say something...
Anyway, thought you guys might enjoy this and feel my pain....

 

[jamiec1]

you should have said something..
asked for some tips then pissed yourself laughing

 

[E-Rawk]

LOL, BLAST OFF!!!!!
i had wrist surgery on friday and im already starting to freak out. Just be greatful your in the gym. I kinda miss getting a good laugh outta idiots like that. Theres this on 16 yr old kid at my gym who doest weigh an ounce over 140lbs sopping wet and the minute he comes in he takes off his shirt before he starts working out. Hes constantly posing in front of the mirror. It takes every ounce of me not to say somthing to him. Those retards are actually more funny than annoying when you look back at the situation. now, ive kept y'all here long enough, BLAST OFF!!!!

 

[Scott Steinner]

fuckers..............

 

[barbells79]

theres some in every gym, huh?



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


peace bb79

 

[Godzila]

USMC, I am assuming you are active and work out on base, you should have pulled rank on the dipshit, i work out on base and when I see a numbfuck doing stupid shit on the gear I tell them to move and quit wasting my time, I know one day I am gonna pull that shit and it is gonna turn out to be some young Lt or Capt. and then my ass is in trouble.....but I feel you it is so hard to not go up to people and tell them what an idiot they are...but that is why I progress and the give up

 

[The Almighty]

You guys wanna talk about idiots?????

This wasnt in my gym, but at GNC where I work.

I can let it slide when hundreds of people come in and say "Im just getting started to work out...you guys sell steroids or something like that?"

That really doesnt bother me. What bothers me is when some 45 year old skinny dude comes in and asks for Human Growth Hormone and when I tell him it is only available via perscription, he starts arguing with me.
He said that in a GNC newsletter we advertised Human Growth Hormone. So, I showed him the shit such as Secratogue-One and IGF-1 shit like that and explained it to him, then he starts to yell at me, saying he only wants HgH. I finally told him to leave.
So, he comes back about 30 minutes later with the page out of the newsletter he was talking about. HORNEY FUCKIN GOAT WEED.

I swear to God sometimes I wonder why natural selection hasnt killed off these people yet.

 

[Pat1USMC]

Glad you guys can get a good laugh about it.

Hey Godzila, are you at Lejeune? Two of my buddies are there, a comm officer and a platoon commander. Going to visit them in a few weeks.

And that kid taking off his shirt, damn. I would definitely have to say something there. Thats friggin uncalled for. If he was huge and could motivate people, fine. But damn....

 

[ryker77]

BLAST OFF

I would have lost it.

 

[Kidcrush]

I stay clear of the Smith machine's - I've noticed a common denominator of idiocy over there. Not to mention - THEY SUCK TOTAL SHIT!