What do the women do at your gym?

[PlateheadJim]

Oh Yeah...

Originally posted by crazyfit1

I think this guy's brother works out at my gym..HEHE!!
Check this out!!!!!
We have this older guy probably in his late 40s. He will rack up like 4 plates, wrap his knees up for a set of squats (shit, he wraps his knees for everything he does). He then goes to find some sucker to spot him. He then takes the weight off the rack with his spotter standing behind him. Without fail, every fricken time, he is nearly falling over before the weight comes off the rack (and this is just his first rep!). His spotter normally freaks out cuz this guy just has no control of his weight or what he is doing. Usually, two or three other guys come over to help and they just rack the weights back up. This whole thing happens in a matter of less than a minute. The moron didn't even get ONE REP! Funny thing..after a five minute rest, he repeats the process all over! He does this for bench press too. This is also of course after he writes it in his workout log book.......

Funny... There's one in every gym I suppose.. Some guy (a little flabby one in his late 30's) comes in with his girl every so often and has her spot him on the bench. He loads up the bench with a whopping 135 and pounds out 5 speed reps.. She usually has to help him with the last one - between the sets he'll say loudly - "Who's the Man??? Tell me who's the man?" He did this one time while he was looking at me - I thought "what the fuck?" He kept on doing this so I went over to him and said "Great job! Your almost up to my girlfriends level!!" She benches about 135 for 7 reps..

Well, the story doesn't end (if it did it wouldn't be so fun..).. Last week flabby boy and his chick (which isn't bad by the way) went over to the squat rack (never seen him squat before) and lo and behold she starts doing some squats with nice solid form! In between the sets he works in and does 1" squats with alot of grunting and noise.. That was annoying enough but the real entertainment was she would grunt "Give it to me" when she was in her last few squats!!!

Now THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!

 

[Hannibal]

Re: Oh Yeah...

That was annoying enough but the real entertainment was she would grunt "Give it to me" when she was in her last few squats!!!

What kind of jackass (male or female) talks while they are squatting. Letting out all that air...which means you lose your support base. No air to support your abs...so your chest drops....the bar shifts forward...and you have to use your lower back to arch it back in place. No wonder there are so many back injuries.

Get a clue people....air is a powerful tool. So shut up and lift.

 

[crazyfit1]

crazyfit, you are my hero

U rule p0ink!

I have soooo many stories having worked at a gym..I will spare you all the horrors....

Nahh...I'll tell you more about them later..hehe

 

[Test boy]

im glad you people are being cool about this. im not trying to start a slam women thing, but dear lord, if you lifted at my gym, you would understand me completely. oh yeah, how would this fly on the women's board? they are like satanic bitches over there

Satanic bitches???

I prefer the spawn of satan.

I had my feelings hurt again. Emailed a photo and she dropped off the face of the earth.

Oh well...the pic kind of sucked but its the only one I can get on my computer.

 

[p0ink]

seriously though, the only chick i see in my gym that semi knows how to lift and use correct form, is the lesbain that looks like a 10 year pre-pubescent 10 year old boy

 

[Test boy]

What bothers me is the boy/girl teams that take a popular, unduplicated machine and absolutely camp out on it. They should just buy the friggin machine.

 

[p0ink]

What bothers me is the boy/girl teams that take a popular, unduplicated machine and absolutely camp out on it. They should just buy the friggin machine.

or the motherfuckers that take like 5 sets of dumbbells back to their bench

 

[danielson]

id like to say its just the women who are like that. everyone starts somewhere. io bet i looked like a total twit when i first started. thinking back then i was sooooo clueless, the first day i went in i trapped myself under the smith benching (with a spotter whos phone went off at the wrong time).....no one to help me....

i went in at anti social times i knew no one else would be until i got more confident.....looking at all the people benching more than me...its not a nice feeling.


i still obviously laugh my ass off when i see 6 wifebeater weaing friends come in, do 10 reps squats with 10lb plates each side and then say 'this person told me thats the bestthing you can do in a gym', or watch them all crowd rtound the flat bench only to watch one of them ROW the weight for the guy underneath rather than him suffer the blow to his ego of actually dropping down in weight, but i just remeber i used to be like that too. before i used to be very secretive about what i did in the gym bt im helping others a bit more now






hardly any women, only ever seen one who was remotely serious. my gyms obviously not got enough TV;s for them. lifting isnt as serious here so mayube thats why....i doubt its a sex thing because i know serious female lifters are out there who probably (ok defniately ) are stronger than lil ol me. but the one is my gym just use up space, hang clothes on benches and equipment and get pissed if u move em, use up valuable resources (they get better facilities?!?!) amd generally annoy me. but they ony go to the ab and cardio room, and i only use the ab room (cardio done elsewhere)


used to have a female lifter who was serious, wore skin tight lycra body suits and let out ooooh's and aaaah's on every rep......damn she had to go and leave

 

[Test boy]

i still obviously laugh my ass off when i see 6 wifebeater weaing friends come in, do 10 reps squats with 10lb plates each side and then say 'this person told me thats the bestthing you can do in a gym', or watch them all crowd rtound the flat bench only to watch one of them ROW the weight for the guy underneath rather than him suffer the blow to his ego of actually dropping down in weight, but i just remeber i used to be like that too. before i used to be very secretive about what i did in the gym bt im helping others a bit more now








used to have a female lifter who was serious, wore skin tight lycra body suits and let out ooooh's and aaaah's on every rep......damn she had to go and leave [/B]

Yes....I feel it is best to be secretive about jacking off in the restroom at the gym. I couldn't resist........

I would pay for that girls membership. Nothing beats a bent over woman in lycra. Nothing.

 

[solidspine]

They simply refuse to give me their phone numbers, other than that they simply take up space and air.