What do the women do at your gym?

[danielson]

Yes....I feel it is best to be secretive about jacking off in the restroom at the gym. I couldn't resist........

I would pay for that girls membership. Nothing beats a bent over woman in lycra. Nothing.

the sexual sounds coming from her mouth though....she had to have known she sounded like that.....maybe she had those vibrating beads or something

now my gym is full of punks who try and impress the female owner by hoow long they can hold the plastic dumbells in a pose.....

and they wanna shed the old clientele as they were too 'shady and dangerous looking' - or as i like to call them ACTUAL lifters and get more spandex men in

 

[Test boy]

the sexual sounds coming from her mouth though....she had to have known she sounded like that.....maybe she had those vibrating beads or something

now my gym is full of punks who try and impress the female owner by hoow long they can hold the plastic dumbells in a pose.....

and they wanna shed the old clientele as they were too 'shady and dangerous looking' - or as i like to call them ACTUAL lifters and get more spandex men in

Men in spandex........

Must be a Euro thing.

Those guys are missing out. The best way to impress a female gym owner is to place your hand on her vulva and curl her with one arm. She will stalk you to your grave after this exhilirating experience.

 

[danielson]

alas she is going out with a rather big dude...... who also happens to be in the gym...A LOT........ill gove it a try if i switch gyms and see what happens

i routinely hear about customers not wanting top come because they were afraid of the other customers.....lame reason or what

 

[Test boy]

alas she is going out with a rather big dude...... who also happens to be in the gym...A LOT........ill gove it a try if i switch gyms and see what happens

i routinely hear about customers not wanting top come because they were afraid of the other customers.....lame reason or what

No doubt he secure her by successful implementation of the one armed vuvla curl. It is easily the most effective way to secure female gym owners.

I think fear is the greatest emotion of all for many people. I wasn't in line when it was being passed out. Except for the seduction of women, sometimes I get nervous.

 

[danielson]

I think fear is the greatest emotion of all for many people. I wasn't in line when it was being passed out. Except for the seduction of women, sometimes I get nervous.

add cold sweats, talking complete gibberish, a bp of 150/100 and a crackly voice and thats what happens to me

 

[Test boy]

add cold sweats, talking complete gibberish, a bp of 150/100 and a crackly voice and thats what happens to me

Kriminy danielson...you got to calm down man.

I really believe that confidence attracts women as much as anything. That I have in spades. People ask why I am so confident. I think it helps to be 5% crazy.

 

[Sumo'sBaby]

LOL!!! This is too funny. The gym I go too seems to attract social rejects.

There have been many times where I see men do just as funny things as women do too. I have to bite my lip all the time when Rico Sauve is interrupted by his cell phone to conduct some multimillion dollar merger.

I would love to cash this coupon in for the perv who lurks at my gym. "Was that a barbell curl or were you reenacting your favorite scene from Backdoor Bimbos VII?"

 

[p0ink]

oh yeah, i forgot to talk about the old hag who wears the skimpiest workout shit she can possibly find, even though she is older than george burns. I was using a flat bench for flat db presses, and I had just finished a set, set my water down on the bench, and left my db's right there. Well i walked like 5 feet over for like 2 seconds, and this old bitch goes to the bench i am using, takes my water bottle off of it, moves my dumbbells, and proceeds to do what looked like pullovers with a fucking 5lb rubber dumbbell!! She wasnt planning on doing a 'normal' set and proceeded to do like 50 reps. i went up to her and said, "excuse me, i am working there." and she gave me this god awful look like how dare i say that to her and she just proceeded to go about her business. she stops her fucking 50 rep set of pullovers and proceeds to do fucking kickbacks with the same weight she was doing pullovers all while she glares at me while i was standing right there. I'm sorry, but people like this really need to be shot and put the fuck out of their misery.

 

[Test boy]

She did a lot considering thar you were five away for two seconds. Looks like she has you beat in the speed department.

 

[b fold the truth]

They squat, bench, and deadlift in my gym. They use the log, farmers, tire, crucifix hold, sprint...etc...in my driveway.

B True