That's so fuckin funny! Two Harbors is laid back. Of course we ate at Harbor Reef...no other choice. We had no issues in Banning House at all. We'll definitely go back. It's great to just get away and forget about everything for a couple days.
I was thinking it was weird that the town is private and you can only live there if you work there. Sounds all cultish like some Branch Davidian shit going on there. Did you stay in one of those little shacks? We were thinking that the kids that work there are all banging each other too...it's true huh? Lots of foreigners come there. Bunch of Ukraine, Polish, Russian and other eastern bloc country representative workers there.