Ever call your gf/bf something during sex and get a "WTF" look, or

[Kakdiesel]

have those ladies told you something that had you thinking WTF?

i've been told "Damn, you are better than my brother"

 

[H_T_]

have those ladies told you something that had you thinking WTF?

i'm usually too busy looking at myself in the mirror and flexing to hear anything.

 

[foreigngirl]

i've been told "Damn, you are better than my brother"

why didnt you call in her sister to come in at that moment too?



HT - lol....thats so American Phycho

 

[jnevin]

hey now. you have something against white people?

Yeah. Her vag against cawk.

 

[H_T_]

Yeah. Her vag against cawk.

you know, i was thinking something like that, but i couldn't put it in text. nicely done.

 

[stilleto]

that's asking a lot of me.

oh yeah. thats right. i forgot.

its ok,i'm ver content in my nerdiness. i don't need validation.

One time i was going at it like a porn star though, and something just snapped and I yelled out "CATCH THE FRIGGIN' MAKO MATEY. REEL IT IN. REEL IT IN!!! THATS RIGHT. NOW YOU GOT THE MUTHA!"

That was the end of that sexcapade.

 

[H_T_]

oh yeah. thats right. i forgot.

its ok,i'm ver content in my nerdiness. i don't need validation.

One time i was going at it like a porn star though, and something just snapped and I yelled out "CATCH THE FRIGGIN' MAKO MATEY. REEL IT IN. REEL IT IN!!! THATS RIGHT. NOW YOU GOT THE MUTHA!"

That was the end of that sexcapade.

you think the Croc Hunter is sexy?

 

[stilleto]

you think the Croc Hunter is sexy?

crok hunter??
i was fishing for SHARK, dork! it was part of my sexual fantasy at the time, but my lame partner didn't get it.
so much for role playing.

 

[H_T_]

crok hunter??
i was fishing for SHARK, dork! it was part of my sexual fantasy at the time, but my lame partner didn't get it.
so much for role playing.

you just made me give you one of those looks. but, um, wow. now i kinda want to have sex. deep sea fishing is so hot. grab hold of my ROD, baby. you wanna be my first MATE? it's so loaded with innuendo!

 

[stilleto]

you just made me give you one of those looks. but, um, wow. now i kinda want to have sex. deep sea fishing is so hot. grab hold of my ROD, baby. you wanna be my first MATE? it's so loaded with innuendo!

THATS what I'm saying, yo!
and how about this: "Get back, i'm reelin' her in!! Get the chum, get the CHUM!!!!!"
thats so hot.