Ever call your gf/bf something during sex and get a "WTF" look, or

[Megalomaniac]

"fuck yeah mom. fuck yeah"

I always wanted to yell something outragous like that. Maybe something like "oh yah, just like your sister" or "this is going to look great on the net"

 

[Kakdiesel]

lmao. Needto pwned by a wet dream. what did the 5 fingers say to the face?

Angel has paws.

 

[novamanms]

I had a girl get mad at me once while she was riding for simply saying "Fuck me."

Imagine her anger when I mentioned that people who don't like the F word probably shouldn't do it on the second date.

 

[foreigngirl]

Hows about my ex GF once said my best friends name once...that shit pissed me off.

thats fucked up

 

[Kakdiesel]

I always wanted to yell something outragous like that. Maybe something like "oh yah, just like your sister" or "this is going to look great on the net"

"Baby, I havent fucked something this tight since jail"

 

[H_T_]

there was a time when calling a girl bitch during sex wasn't always acceptable. i did it one time and was met with a "What? ----What did you just call me?" oh, man....

 

[H_T_]

Wow, you are really trying to get thread of the week.

So, they're that good, eh?

 

[Megalomaniac]

"Baby, I havent fucked something this tight since jail"

I am making the promise now that will be used in the near future.

 

[Kakdiesel]

there was a time when calling a girl bitch during sex wasn't always acceptable. i did it one time and was met with a "What? ----What did you just call me?" oh, man....

my friend from college was on spring break and his mission: Fuck his first black girl.

He found one and she was talking shit in bed and was like, "Hale yeah..mmm..damn you a nasty nigga..." in a sexy sex voice I guess.

lol because he's a redneck, he got pissed and the only reason he wanted to have sex with a black girl was just as kinda like a joke and he was like, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A NI**ER!"

he was drunk and got super redneck country pissed. and if you know what I'm talking about, it aint pretty.

 

[deco]

Man after sex I called my girlfriend somene elses name while i was passing out and dreaming, wow its like an atomic bomb that exploded. I dont know why either, don't know where the name came from cause I dont even remember dreaming about anyone with that name.