Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan wanted for MURDER!

[tiger88]

lol at peeps thinking they can actually mount a run against usa authorites...very few last, esp not some dumbfuck meathead

but damn.....

bro id fly back to south africa so fucking fast...

me

1. drive to mexico city ASAP
2. fly to cape town
3. work at a surf shop under the name noodles

 

[AAP]

lol at peeps thinking they can actually mount a run against usa authorites...very few last, esp not some dumbfuck meathead

Exactly. Which is why you need to get the hell out of the country ASAP!

I would have hit Mexico, then jumped a plane to Latin America. Turned some tricks, rolled some tourists, built up bank and then started looking at other countries to relocate to.

 

[tiger88]

Exactly.\. Turned some tricks, \.

hey, i thought you said u dont like to give head

 

[c00per]

That must have been a crazy conversation they had on their way from Nevada to Boston.

'Did you remember to take the plates off the car?'
'Oops'
'Did you remember not to pay for the lighter fluid with your credit card?'
'Oops'
'Did you remember not to leave a note on the front door saying we were going to Boston?'
'Oops'

This is like a 5 minute episode on CSI.

 

[slat1]

That mugshot of Kelly was nasty. No wonder he was cheating on her!

 

[gtrcivic]

hey he confessed he had a relationship w/the girl that die..who knows, maybe she was pregnant and he wanted nothing to do with it.

thats why its good to have passport handy, pins to cc to get cash advance and bounce outof the country...

 

[Dial_tone]

If you're not out of the country by the time the Feds start looking for you then you may as well just drive to the nearest donut shop and wait for them to nab you. He should've taken whatever cash he had and gone straight to Mexico then made his way to Fiji or Costa Rica or something.

 

[tiger88]

^^from vegas its like prolly 5 hours to the boarder


what countires dont extradite? (return murders back to the states?)

 

[gotmilk]

They were heading to Canada hoping to catch a flight to Cuba....

Of course...they were going to pass thru one of the toughest border crossings North of Burlington, Vermont.

They admitted to the Stoughton Police they were hoping a friend could liquidate their assets for them....

I would have taken a boat to the Bahamas and then tried to catch a boatride South...


http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/hollysbody.jpg

 

[NJjuice22]

kelly was really pretty in the 90s ( i just said pretty) i always craig for him beating the shit out of melvin anthony tho...

i woulda made it to mexico then fly from there....

you need alot of money to run...they probably didnt have it. although the bitch was getting a pedicure while they were caught so who knows..lol.