Anyone totally made an ass out of themselves at the gym?

[super_rice]

First time I tried to snatch I was standing too close to a wall behind me. I swung the bar as beginners do, and smashed the bar into the wall, leaving behind nice barbell shaped indentations at the local goodlife.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

Power Cleans + sweaty hands + no chalk + mirror a few feet in front = VERY close call & Very loud noise

I wiped my hands off and continued...

 

[thesuaveone]

Bench press, was distracted for a brief moment while I was adding plates from a warm up set.

DOH

Yeah, so what if I only threw one extra 45 on. I dropped down to the bench, got my grip, and pressed upwards...Oooopsie, the side that got loadedstayed lower than the unloaded side...CRASH, BLAMO...off falls the double 45, and within a second of those hitting the floor, the single 45 had found it's way to the floor below.

Did I mention that this took place about 5:15 PM at the gym, when it is it's fullest, LOL, yeah, I don't think I'll forget that.

 

[ck2006]

Tried to do hanging pull ups and forgot to put it to the heavist weight, went to hang off the cables and came flying down on my ass.

Working with trainer both times hardcore workouts,

1. went to get up and walk and my legs gave out
2. went to do my last push up and arms gave out and fell flat on my face.

 

[thesuaveone]

The trainer wasn't laughing at you, but laughing with you.

 

[ck2006]

The trainer wasn't laughing at you, but laughing with you.

I laugh my ass off when I goof up in the gym and unfortunately that wasn't the first time I have fallen on my face at the gym, if you can't laugh at yourself, blah, blah blah... LOL

 

[medical]

3 different times I have seen guys shit themselves doing squats. I smashed a mirror one trying to rerack a really heavy dumbell after going to failure on pullovers. I think everyone has loaded a bar unevenly at least once, usually when doing drop sets and being in a hurry and just stripping one side! I've done it and then did the alternating weight dump.....not pretty!

 

[s8nlilhlpr]

I fall on my ass quite a bit when I pull squat cleans too slow. Fell over backwards the first time I tried OH squats also.

 

[FFQuads]

While putting the 45 lbs. plates up I caught the tip of my dick in between two of them and cried a bit while I walked around the gym acting like nothin' had hapened. It hurt so bad....

 

[PWTurbofan]

LOL...This thread is the shit...There's always something funny about other people's fuck-ups, especially when you can relate. I wish I had K to give to y'all but I'm relatively new to these forums, so no can do...But I woulda if I coulda.