Anyone totally made an ass out of themselves at the gym?

[Snitz]

When I first got into bodybuilding, I'd make lots of egg salad sandwhiches and eat them throughout the day at school. While in the gym, all the other students would complain about how bad it smelled in the weight room...eventually I admitted that I was farting every 30 seconds from the egg protein overload

Needless to say, I never had to wait in line to use the bench again!

 

[Crox]

Split my pants once squatting, another time left my keys in my back pocket while squatting and they ripped my pocket open and poked me in the arse at the same time, that was definitely loud coz even I could hear it over my ipod. Dropped dumbells a few times on my head going for that last rep on seated shoulder presses.

I totally zone out while lifting so I guarantee im burping and farting I just dont realize