What to wear in the gym tday!!!im special

[HighIntensity]

I really want to go wild tday...just wear something that stands out I know SSME likes to wear water wings on back day, and im sure Wodin always looks good in that full pink latex little number he always talks about...I for one always go with oven mits, tassles and a tierra for heavy back work, but todays chest and i really want to make an impression, and wearing xxxsmall t's from target to look huge is wearing thin.

 

[smoknjilly]

how about a lycra vest with a zipper down the front...zipped halfway down....

 

[frorider6]

My Little Pony baby doll tee and black leather Daisy Duke shorts.

 

[ashe]

what about a too-too?

you know what ballerinas wear. i always thought they looked sexy on guys! yummy!

 

[Boach]

I just cover myself in vaseline and wear nothing but a smile. I always have people pointing and giggling. Jealous fucks.

 

[The Ewwwwwww Brothers]

This is what you do. It has worked well for me and my brother

1. make sure to have your gloves on
2. A tight white t-shirt w/ black horizontal lines drawn on w/ a 3. 3. magic marker (to make you look wider)
some cheerleading shorts w/ tight biker shorts on underneath
4. black low cut socks (to make your calfes look bigger)
5. Otamix shoes w/ laces that could lace three different shoes
6. A weight belt that is 6inches too small (it helps to have
"heppa hep" on the back)
7. Knee wraps that are so tight you can't bend your knees (this will give your thighs the impression that they are huge)
8. fanny pack
9. cassate player

 

[polarpixie]

I just cover myself in vaseline and wear nothing but a smile. I always have people pointing and giggling. Jealous fucks.

Hey!! I wear nothing but rubber gloves and a smile! People usually do not giggle, but the ones who are doing deadlifts get this real worried look on their faces...

 

[PinK233]

one piece spandex thong bodysuit.....ohh yeah

 

[Puc]

u should borrow pink otomix.

add spandex like the heart foundation used to wear. i loved that fucking clothesline they used to (Anvil and Bret) do

 

[Boach]

Hey!! I wear nothing but rubber gloves and a smile! People usually do not giggle, but the ones who are doing deadlifts get this real worried look on their faces...

I NEED to know what gym you go to! *tongue hangs down*