Have You Ever Gone Seagull Fishing? It is a Trip.

[curling]

First let me say I hate seagulls. I think they are rats with wings. They are scum of the earth. They are nasty scavengers. And they even bit the pretty blond in "The Birds". And they have stolen my tuna fish sandwich right out of my hand at the beach. And they have pooped all over my car and my person.

Ok now that you know how I feel about Seagulls let me tell you a little story.

I was fising in Baffin Bay in South Texas on a Island house pier. And all these dang seagulls came around and attacked my bait and were crapping on me. So I thought to myself if ya'll want my bait so bad I'll give it to you. So I put a pretty decent size weight on my line with a four sided hook and start casting into the pack of seegulls hovering and pooping all over. And sure enough one of them scavengers took the bait and the fight was on. I mean those birds are strong flyers. He was squaking and huffing and pulling releasing drag and reeling him in. After he tired the cat got fed a scrumptious meal.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I personally have no issues with birds, but I'm not a huge cat fat.
when I was in high school, we were 10-20 miles from the nearest body of water, but we had a huge flock of seagulls (I Ran... I ran so far away...) in our parking lot.
one day some friends of mine took a brownie from the lunchroom, and a brick from nearby construction and they lured a seagull over with the brownie.
then as soon as it paused to get the brownie, they threw the brick at it.
they broke its wing and the poor thing just flapped around squaking... a sad sight.
finally a janitor had to come out and beat it to death with a shovel and then scoop it up and put it in a dumpster.

that wasn't the best lunch I've ever had.

I'm an animal lover - even if they are just birds.

 

[curling]

Hey I am a animal lover too I just don't seagulls or rats for that matter same thing.