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thefantom1
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I was standing in front of the toliet and had undid my jeans to relieve myself.........I pull Mr. Happy out and start let go..... and low and behold.......... a curve!!!! Yep..it shot high and to the right (I was able to get the stream back down so none got on the floor) So I was kinda turned a little bit and kinda laughing about it and the next thing you know..my left leg is getting wet!!! WTF !!! I look down and I got 2 streams coming out.......the high and to the right one........and then a low and to the left one (which was now soaking my jeans and getting my sock wet.) I stopped in mid stream (streams??) for second to comprehend just what the fuck happened to me....but that was quickly overcome by the need to finish the job... needless to say that the job was finished without further "showering" of anything..... and yes I did change my clothes and No May1010 I won't send you my jeans.. 
