Speaking of action on first dates:
I was on a first date with a girl when I was in my 20's, we were in a bar, a band was playing, she finished her glass of wine...
I said, "Would you like another glass?"
She didn't answer, but looked horrified. Why?
She thought I said, "Do you like it in the ass?"
I only found out about this from a friend of hers a week later...no wonder she didn't return my calls. I did end up going out with her for a while, never did get the butt though.
Bluesman