first of all LOL at your kenny powers quote SL, that show is fucking hilarious!!! But back on topic, I too am in the same boat. Basically don't use straps. I have found that forearms are more of a pain tolerance thing to get them to grow. Most guys i know with big forearms never use straps and no matter how hard their arms hurt don't stop training. The guy i am training with now has massive forearms, probably 16+ inches and never uses straps and just works thru the pain. Almost every back workout at the end i am in pain about to cry and cant even bend my arms or move my hands at all my forearms hurt so bad.
this is very true.. I started using hooks since last fall, made some great size increases on my back... but my forearms lagged significantly..
the upside???? it fixed my golf game, and that's what i do as well..