You ever just think to yourself "FUCK IT!"

[juicy fruit]

Who cares about anything, for all I know Osama Bin CamelHumper will drop a nuke on all of us tommorow, sometimes I just think to myself fuck it, why do I even bother caring sometimes.......why dont I just go up to the hottest girl I see on campus and ask her to blow on my manstick right then and there......Then I realize how big of a pussy I am.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Best thread ever.

 

[juicy fruit]

Best thread ever.

Not sure if youre being sarcastic, but thats just how I truly feel sometimes

 

[OXANDRIN]

yeah this thread is pretty good, but why ask the girl? just force yourself upon her

 

[Digger Dan]

yeah this thread is pretty good, but why ask the girl? just force yourself upon her

Yes means yes!

&

No means YES!!

 

[juicy fruit]

yeah this thread is pretty good, but why ask the girl? just force yourself upon her

I would, but i'd probably get my ass kicked!

Nah, but thats against the law and all, if I got caught i'd be the one getting forced upon by big black men when I dropped the soap.

 

[OXANDRIN]

I would, but i'd probably get my ass kicked!

Nah, but thats against the law and all, if I got caught i'd be the one getting forced upon by big black men when I dropped the soap.

as for getting your ass kicked - i can't help you if you

but about that being against the law and getting caught stuff, here is what you have to do

find out when her classes are. assuming she has night class wait till then. at this point you have already got the essientials (duct tape, rope, ski mask or clownsuit and some sort of motor oil) on that note a zero weight would work just find try 0w 30 make sure its sythetic it will over better protection.

ok now she comes out of class. wait till she is near some trees or bushes or in a parking lot. then sneek up on her and scream "JUICY FRUIT", then tackle her to the ground and go to work. make sure you use the whole quart of the mobile1 (helps hide DNA evidence)

then don't run, army crawl under all the cars - if you get to one of those spic'd out civics which are "slammmed" go around them. then change your clothes and show up as if you were just going for a run and you found her muzzled and raped.

you be the hero i swear

 

[juicy fruit]

you be the hero i swear

Dude you just gave me an awesome laugh, i needed that, thanks

 

[lilperronis]

scream "JUICY FRUIT"

off the subject but:

the sad thing is i can see jonny knoxville dressing up like a stick of gum and screaming that to a girl

 

[theoak01]

I do this.

I believe what is meant to happen in my life is part of a bigger plan that I will never understand,thats why I relax and go with the flow,where most people get all stressed over shit