When was the last time you used a condom??

[Jon79]

they don't make any big enough

 

[bw1]

This is the thread of the week no doubt about it

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[GoldenDelicious]

the penis mould that condom manufacturers use must be exactly the same shape as mine (aka Goldmember lol) because i put them on and forget theyre there

last time was last night. my shift ended at 2am and at 1:59am i decided to proposition a girl waiting in the line to get in, it was quite amusing "we're having sex in 5 minutes, and its a 4 minute walk, we gotta go!" lol