When was the last time you used a condom??

[borris]

wow, last night reminded me of how worthless they are.


I wrapped up because my girl is on her rag and obviously I was planning on plugging her ring also... So I went through 3 last night, 2 broke and one of them got lodged up in her rectum..

 

[Kano]

wow, last night reminded me of how worthless they are.


I wrapped up because my girl is on her rag and obviously I was planning on plugging her ring also... So I went through 3 last night, 2 broke and one of them got lodged up in her rectum..

is this for real .. if it was lodged how did you get ot out bro

 

[digimon7068]

you mean like to fuck with??

 

[PICK3]

Can't find one in my size

 

[borris]

is this for real .. if it was lodged how did you get ot out bro

she prolly just deuced it out this morning or somthing, I didn't really say anything when I seen it broke off

 

[Kano]

she prolly just deuced it out this morning or somthing, I didn't really say anything when I seen it broke off

rofl

 

[Kano]

dude thats awesome you broke off a peice of a rubber up your girls ass, and said fuck it

 

[digimon7068]

she prolly just deuced it out this morning or somthing, I didn't really say anything when I seen it broke off

 

[bw1]

lol wtf? hahahahahahahahhaha

 

[Kano]

this thread is so funny i keep laughing wtf i cant stop

 

[Smurfy]

classy!

 

[bw1]

this thread is so funny i keep laughing wtf i cant stop

lol........TOTW

 

[digimon7068]

classy!

yeah. . .it's wrong. . .but you gotta admit it's a little funny. . .

 

[Smurfy]

yeah. . .it's wrong. . .but you gotta admit it's a little funny. . .

i'm trying
give me a few minutes
i'll get back to you on that
but so far, no go

 

[Arabian]

You give a whole new meaning to the term Fudgepacking

 

[SpyWizard]

1984

 

[DannoMight]

llololl @ rectal latex implant. I haven't used one in about 6 yrs

 

[bw1]

lol @ her bunkin a chunk of condom over night

 

[needtogetarmy]

is this for real .. if it was lodged how did you get ot out bro

pick3 simply pulled it out with his fingers...

 

[Cal_21]

she prolly just deuced it out this morning or somthing, I didn't really say anything when I seen it broke off

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[string_bean00]

condoms are for beggars and sailors

 

[digimon7068]

pick3 simply pulled it out OF HIS TEETH with his fingers...

fixed

 

[ponyfitness]

Had to start using them again since my girl went on antibiotics and better safe than sorry. It reminds me of how much they suck but having a baby would suck even worse of course.

 

[string_bean00]

I'm on steroids; I don't need condoms.

 

[DannoMight]

I'm on steroids; I don't need condoms.

I once thought the same thing

 

[string_bean00]

I once thought the same thing

Don't jinx me dude!

 

[cboogsrun]

Fuck those things. they hurt and arent worth a fuck anyway

 

[musclemom]

wow, last night reminded me of how worthless they are.


I wrapped up because my girl is on her rag and obviously I was planning on plugging her ring also... So I went through 3 last night, 2 broke and one of them got lodged up in her rectum..

That has got to be one of the most disgustingly hilarious things I've ever read in my entire life.

It's like a really perverted, perfectly paced joke, all you need is a rimshot.

 

[Kano]

This is the thread of the week no doubt about it

 

[calveless wonder]

stop using big words i don't understand

 

[Jon79]

they don't make any big enough

 

[bw1]

This is the thread of the week no doubt about it

...........

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the penis mould that condom manufacturers use must be exactly the same shape as mine (aka Goldmember lol) because i put them on and forget theyre there

last time was last night. my shift ended at 2am and at 1:59am i decided to proposition a girl waiting in the line to get in, it was quite amusing "we're having sex in 5 minutes, and its a 4 minute walk, we gotta go!" lol