My awesome morning

[jerkbox]

the snooze button is an evil whore......but i love her

 

[puddlemonkey]

when im running late ill make an omlet and be even later

I'll = mom?

 

[Stefka]

i gotta fucking eat and if im already late then ill just meet up with em, it sucks to be beautijacked

But this is late for a job - not late to get stoned and watch Super Troopers.
I'm never on time when I meet with friends - it's kind of my thing.

 

[Sub-Zero]

does beautijacked = fat?

my lazy friends fucked up the end of our blunt today so i took the rest home and it was a large bowl and i just smoked it all by myself in my bathroom with the lights off and the window open cause a judge lives across outside my bathroom window.

nice

 

[Sub-Zero]

But this is late for a job - not late to get stoned and watch Super Troopers.
I'm never on time when I meet with friends - it's kind of my thing.

we should be friends and be late places together

 

[Stefka]

we should be friends and be late places together

Will you make me an omlette?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Will you make me an omlette?

no, but if you want some, ill make my omlet bigger and share

 

[Stefka]

no, but if you want some, ill make my omlet bigger and share

Works for me.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Works for me.

ill work for you, i got muscles too, ill carry you from the kitchen to the bedroom

 

[slat1]

I would like to see the before pictures.
No make up is hot!