I'm about as big as my friend if he wasn't pumped

[Xizor]

Why not create a "My Friend"-topic where everone can go on and moan about their friends..

/Xizor

 

[sdmorris]

i wish i had a friend

 

[tack]

i'll be your friend, as long a you write lots of stupid posts about me, and admit that i'm bigger than you (when i'm pumped), and then deny we ever agreed to this.

 

[Ganryu]

My friend is bloated. He is very irritable and hard to deal with. In the middle of squats, he said he had uterine cramps. What the fuck is a uterine? What does everyone think? BTW, his cycyle is:

500 mg clambuteroil ED
2 pints Winny
2 G Sust oral

 

[_Yossarian_]

My friend is bloated. He is very irritable and hard to deal with. In the middle of squats, he said he had uterine cramps. What the fuck is a uterine? What does everyone think? BTW, his cycyle is:

500 mg clambuteroil ED
2 pints Winny
2 G Sust oral

My friend, who was about the same size as this other guy I saw once, said to up the clambutteroil to 1g ED and start injecting the winny into the rim of his asshole, should clear up all those pesky uterine problems...

 

[JibbyJabba]

I love how my idea, to make it board policy for mods to delete moronic, rambling posts like this, was completely shot down.

If people who post shit like this - shit completely opposed to the sort of informed discussion this site ought to be interested in promoting - were immediately censored, there would be less dumbasses cluttering up board space.

 

[JibbyJabba]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

 

[ceo]

My breath smells like your friend's cat.

 

[Fat_Sumo]

Damn kid, quit getting so jealous over your bro's gains and just fucking train!

 

[Ganryu]

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

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