i almost smashed a couple peoples heads in at the movies tonight

[biteme]

Re: i almost smashed a punkass kid's head in at the movies tonight

ok so i am leaving the movies with my ex gf and it is raining and shit... well i was gonna turn right onto this one street, but then decided to go straight so i kinda got in the left lane... the light was red btw. the fucker behind me was going pretty fast and almost hit me when i was half in the lane and starts beeping the horn... i'm like wtf dude... the light is red... there is a car in front of me at the light anyway... well i guess the fucker in front of me was the guy behind me's friend cuz when the light turned green, they boxed me in and wouldnt move... they thought it was cool or something that i couldn't move...

my ex was freakin out, so i pull one of my golf clubs out of the back seat and get out of my car and go up to the car in front... i say, "listen fuckface... you don't know who you are messing with, so if you don't apologize to me right now for making me get all wet coming out and and move your fucking cavalier you're gonna have to get this 8 iron removed from your forehead"

the kid was like shitting his pants. he said, "oh i'm so sorry i thought you were one of my friends and we were playing a joke on him... i'm so sorry blah blah blah" so i walk back to my car and throw the finger to the guy behind me and say, "fuck you dick!!!" and get in my car and proceed home.

fucking punk ass kids!!!!!!!!!
oh and before you ask.. i brought the club cuz i had no idea who was in the cars... for some protection since i knew i was outnumbered.

I always carry a golf club in my car just in case.

 

[Deathwish]

you probally should kill him..go for it why not

 

[biteme]

you probally should kill him..go for it why not

Because I'm very emotional. Once my head clears, I will realize that it's not worth it. I will talk to his punk ass though and attempt to straighten him out. If he starts any shit, then I will do whatever I have to do to defend myself and if that means killing him, too bad.

 

[ajtomasi]

duritz it's cool to bring protection, especially when you don't know the odds against you.

BTW, you rock for putting those shits in their place

 

[WarriorPL]

Ahh the rush i get while beating someone with a golfclub...

 

[SupraHero]

Is it just me or does duritz have what would seem to be a mighty interesting life?? This guy has sex with a different girl it seems near everyday, then not only that but he is a hard ass to?? Hrmm interesting.

 

[ajtomasi]

Is it just me or does duritz have what would seem to be a mighty interesting life?? This guy has sex with a different girl it seems near everyday, then not only that but he is a hard ass to?? Hrmm interesting.

hey, fake internet personas can be as interesting as you want, so why not push it?

 

[slobberknocker]

Is it just me or does duritz have what would seem to be a mighty interesting life?? This guy has sex with a different girl it seems near everyday, then not only that but he is a hard ass to?? Hrmm interesting.

He also has a 9 inch cock according to another thread.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Thank god no one fucks with me when I drive. i swear, my best friend's brother..Every time he leaves and comes back home he's got some amazing story about how he almost got into a fight with someone...It all has to do with how they driving..I don't understand. "Oh man you shoulda seen it, i was driving down the road and some plane came by and shot a bomb right at this car in front of me, and the Hulk came through and tossed this giant litterbox at this other guy, and i got out of the car and was gonna blah blah blah blah blah" It's crazy.

 

[duritz]

He also has a 9 inch cock according to another thread.

8 dude... i am totally serious about everything i talk about dude... i have no need to lie about anything... burning inside can back me up on shit