hi my name is joe and im an addict

[joe d]

last weak i tried needto's bars and my family and i loved them. so the other day i ordered 2 more bags. i made one of them and watched a movie as we ate the whole batch. now when i say we i mean myself, my wife, and 4 kids. the problem is that i alone ate 8 of them so i just ate for my last meal before bed

3,296 cals
168g fat
288g carbs
208g protein

i gorged and now the other bag is calling me. every time i walk past it i feal it pulling me. sitting there on the counter looking all pretty in that shiny blue bag glistening the light from the shandelier. shit.

 

[RomoGuy]

lol, needto must be putting a little something extra in these bags... seems like everyone loves them... I need to tried these soon.

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol, needto must be putting a little something extra in these bags... seems like everyone loves them... I need to tried these soon.

You honestly think that if there were a lil somethin somethin in the bag that we'd have any left to sell? Lol

no seriously though, you should try them. They are everything that people say that they are!

 

[Captain FT]

last weak i tried needto's bars and my family and i loved them. so the other day i ordered 2 more bags. i made one of them and watched a movie as we ate the whole batch. now when i say we i mean myself, my wife, and 4 kids. the problem is that i alone ate 8 of them so i just ate for my last meal before bed

3,296 cals
168g fat
288g carbs
208g protein

i gorged and now the other bag is calling me. every time i walk past it i feal it pulling me. sitting there on the counter looking all pretty in that shiny blue bag glistening the light from the shandelier. shit.

Started your winter bulk today? lol

 

[rahl]

last weak i tried needto's bars and my family and i loved them. so the other day i ordered 2 more bags. i made one of them and watched a movie as we ate the whole batch. now when i say we i mean myself, my wife, and 4 kids. the problem is that i alone ate 8 of them so i just ate for my last meal before bed

3,296 cals
168g fat
288g carbs
208g protein

i gorged and now the other bag is calling me. every time i walk past it i feal it pulling me. sitting there on the counter looking all pretty in that shiny blue bag glistening the light from the shandelier. shit.

LMAO!! I've had that same temptation many many times. I stand at the fridge staring at them...and then do the math. They are hard to resist. LOL

 

[Nelson Montana]

I don't ever want to hear that anybody can't gain weight NO MATTER WHAT.

Hell, downing a BIG BLAST and a couple of needto bars everyday would be as easy as ..well...drinking a slurpie and eating a couple of Snickers bars. And you'll get about 1000 extra cals along with high quality protein.

Now you think it'll kill the cheap fuck if he sent me a bag?


(j/k -- love ya big guy).

 

[rahl]

I don't ever want to hear that anybody can't gain weight NO MATTER WHAT.

Hell, downing a BIG BLAST and a couple of needto bars everyday would be as easy as ..well...drinking a slurpie and eating a couple of Snickers bars. And you'll get about 1000 extra cals along with high quality protein.

Now you think it'll kill the cheap fuck if he sent me a bag?


(j/k -- love ya big guy).

And nearly as enjoyable to boot!!

 

[RickO'Shea]

Good Moses Joe! You ate my entire macros and then some in one freaking shot! Ifin they are that bad, I can't order.....I just have very low self esteem and horrible control when it comes to tastey peanut buttery goodies late at night......Damn you Joe for writing this, kryptonite i tell ya. Kryptonite.

 

[joe d]

my other batch is in the fridge. after this its back to business.

 

[makatk007]

The bars are the ony thing I cant resist, I literay stopped buying them bc of that.