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Yeah... ain't that some shit. Remember my old trick Steve? The one that I got caught in bed with one night many years ago by the fatty.
I ran into that lard ass tonight. He did all that screaming and shit again. In a fucking BAR! Yeah, like in public. Dudes and dudettes, swear to God I didn't know who this fatty was. Until he started screaming about Steve and suddenly it clicked.... Man he was getting blue in the face from screaming and huffing and puffing. I finally figured it out that it was something that occured 5 years ago. I was like "oh yeah... you the guy walked in on us and got threw out." Man was that the wrong thing to say. Out of all possible boo-boos that I could utter, I picked the worse. He really went off on a tanget then. He was screaming so loud, the veins in his CHEEKS were sticking out. When the bouncers drug him outside, he was hyperventilating.
Carrying on like I shot his momma or something. Thing is, he ain't even seen Steve since that night. It is not like their relationship just ended last night.
Moron.
You know if this had happened anywhere else but in this bar, I would have busted his clock. But Alibi is the bar that supplies all the alcohol drinks and donates prizes for my Easter Bonnet and Christmas parties.
I ran into that lard ass tonight. He did all that screaming and shit again. In a fucking BAR! Yeah, like in public. Dudes and dudettes, swear to God I didn't know who this fatty was. Until he started screaming about Steve and suddenly it clicked.... Man he was getting blue in the face from screaming and huffing and puffing. I finally figured it out that it was something that occured 5 years ago. I was like "oh yeah... you the guy walked in on us and got threw out." Man was that the wrong thing to say. Out of all possible boo-boos that I could utter, I picked the worse. He really went off on a tanget then. He was screaming so loud, the veins in his CHEEKS were sticking out. When the bouncers drug him outside, he was hyperventilating.
Carrying on like I shot his momma or something. Thing is, he ain't even seen Steve since that night. It is not like their relationship just ended last night.
Moron.
You know if this had happened anywhere else but in this bar, I would have busted his clock. But Alibi is the bar that supplies all the alcohol drinks and donates prizes for my Easter Bonnet and Christmas parties.
