Faking Tourettes Syndrome(sp) to a girl you just met.

[gonelifting]

This is a good way to fake tourettes (sp). You`re out to dinner with your friends and with a girl you just met or a friend of a friend that does`nt know you. When you and the girl have a couple of minutes alone (If your friend goes to get a drink or go to the bathroom. etc.) Tell the girl "I have to tell you I have tourette syndrome... "

Then explain to her how badly you feel and it really depresses you when you curse out loud for no reason at all... Of course she`ll feel bad and say the old "Don`t worry about it with me"..."I know you don`t mean it" Then thank her with a big releived look on your face. "Not everybody understands" "You know..."

When your friend comes back from the bathroom or whatever, After a couple of minutes the fun starts. Start with "FUCK" While looking right at her. She won`t budge... She`ll act like nothing happened. You say it again "FUCK YOU" "FUCKING BITCH" "WHORE FUCKING WHORE WHORE " Still nothing from her (because she`s desperately trying to be helpful to your condition) Then you softly say "I`m sorry" Which she`ll reply "Don`t worry about it" whith a smile.

Meanwhile the whole time this is going on, Your friend is sitting there with his jaw on the ground.



PS If your friend is in on it, You can go on all night cursing this chick out. She`ll just smile...

 

[gonelifting]

bump for the homeless.

 

[Stryc-9]

for realz?

is it still funny if you really have tourette's?

 

[theoak01]

I know a guy with it and he laughs his ass of at himself, he figures it isnt going away why take it so serious

 

[gonelifting]

for realz?

is it still funny if you really have tourette's?

Dude, I was gonna add this to the "What disease would you fake to..." Thread That had 30-40 responses.lol Did you tell those guys the same thing? Cancer, IBS,Cooties... wtf???

I have weak eyesight. So I`m handicapped as well.

 

[Stryc-9]

Did you tell those guys the same thing?

No seriously dude, I wasn't telling you off....I mean seriously....like IrishMobBoss confirmed.....I was genuinely curious as to whether or not anyone with tourette's ever thinks its funny what they can "get away with" so to speak (not that they are getting away with anything...but you know what I mean).

 

[Imnotdutch]

Reckon I'll try this on the future in-laws if I ever decide to get married

This is a good way to fake tourettes (sp). You`re out to dinner with your friends and with a girl you just met or a friend of a friend that does`nt know you. When you and the girl have a couple of minutes alone (If your friend goes to get a drink or go to the bathroom. etc.) Tell the girl "I have to tell you I have tourette syndrome... "

Then explain to her how badly you feel and it really depresses you when you curse out loud for no reason at all... Of course she`ll feel bad and say the old "Don`t worry about it with me"..."I know you don`t mean it" Then thank her with a big releived look on your face. "Not everybody understands" "You know..."

When your friend comes back from the bathroom or whatever, After a couple of minutes the fun starts. Start with "FUCK" While looking right at her. She won`t budge... She`ll act like nothing happened. You say it again "FUCK YOU" "FUCKING BITCH" "WHORE FUCKING WHORE WHORE " Still nothing from her (because she`s desperately trying to be helpful to your condition) Then you softly say "I`m sorry" Which she`ll reply "Don`t worry about it" whith a smile.

Meanwhile the whole time this is going on, Your friend is sitting there with his jaw on the ground.



PS If your friend is in on it, You can go on all night cursing this chick out. She`ll just smile...

 

[gonelifting]

No seriously dude, I wasn't telling you off....I mean seriously....like IrishMobBoss confirmed.....I was genuinely curious as to whether or not anyone with tourette's ever thinks its funny what they can "get away with" so to speak (not that they are getting away with anything...but you know what I mean).

Allright bro. It`s cool. The net is a wierd place ya know?

I`ll throw you some karma when charged. ASSHOLE FUCKFACE FUCK lol jk

 

[RottenWillow]

That's only one type of Tourettes you're referring to. That type effects only 10% of everyone with it. It's called Coprolalia.

 

[onerepmaximum]

One of my best friends from high school has tourettes. I'm not saying that anyone was happy about him having it, but it was funny at times. We used to live vicariously through him and have him cuss out or teachers for us sometimes. We also got in some fights because of it though (not with teachers).