Things I have learned as an old fuck

[solidrock5]

when a 55 year old woman looks at me.....like im a piece of meat.....i tell her the price

 

[hulkamainia 119]

Lolol

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[-SD-]

Holy shit speaking of the penis.... I was googling yesterday to see if there was any merit to injecting TB500 in trouble spots as opposed to Sub Q. Long story short...I clicked some forum non BB'ing related where they were talking about injecting TB500 into their cock shaft and doing weighted stretching!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people!

Gotta get hot for Spring Break rob!

 

[gatemoney]

Things I am learning as an old fuck

1. When a 25 year old girl looks at me it's not because she wants to fuck me she is wondering why this old man is staring at her ass.
2. When a 35 year old girl looks at me.....you get the idea
3. When a 45 year old girl looks at me.....maybe!
4. When a 55 year old girl looks at me I think "what you looking at old bitch!" ( I forget I will be 56)
5. Tren is best AAS on the planet but it makes me sharpen my knife collection and stare at people after 8 weeks or so. Note to self short blasts of Tren only.
6. Don't run Tren without Masteron. Even better run it with Masteron and GH.
7. Don't run Masteron too high at my age. Your tinkle will be weak. Looks faggy.
8. Tren with Mastetron and GH is even better. Sorry I am getting old and repeat myself.
9. I love EQ at 1200 wk. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.
10. I either run EQ or Primo at all times.
11. Primo is wonderful if you have cash to burn...1G a week.
12. Feel good cycle at my age EQ or Primo/Test Cyp and GH.
13. Nothing made my arms bigger than NPP. As you can tell I am not on it now.
14. Another cycle I loved was the 4-700s 700Tren/700NPP/700TestP/700MastP with Primo in and out.
15. A-bombs can be run higher than I thought as long as you work up....150/ed was nice.
16. Fuck Deca...might help the joints but your face looks ridiculous.
17. If Var wasn't so expensive it would be my oral of choice....100-150mg ed.
18. Masteron is a better AI than Aromasin or Adex and fuck Letro.
19. Caber is fun. Prami isn't.
20. Train faster,lighter, higher reps and all your old PL injuries disappear.
21. Give your wife 50 mg of Primo a week and she will fuck your brains out.
22. Take GH your dick looks better and your wife will suck it all the time. ( This is true and the greatest thing ever.)
23. For some reason I have nothing to say about D-bol. It did make me strong as hell though.
24. I have never tried T-bol or Halo.
25. Dandelion Root really works at getting the water out...never would have believed it.
26. Did I mention GH makes your dick look like artwork? Fuck you if you don't believe me.

As some of you know I am a mod at GH15. These are things we have learned with real world in the trenches experience. I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Ken
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Brilliant!

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[Jbranken]

Holy shit speaking of the penis.... I was googling yesterday to see if there was any merit to injecting TB500 in trouble spots as opposed to Sub Q. Long story short...I clicked some forum non BB'ing related where they were talking about injecting TB500 into their cock shaft and doing weighted stretching!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people!

Ill need the exact dosages run during this experiment and the weight used

 

[solidrock5]

X2 ^^^^ lol

 

[SpyWizard]

Holy shit speaking of the penis.... I was googling yesterday to see if there was any merit to injecting TB500 in trouble spots as opposed to Sub Q. Long story short...I clicked some forum non BB'ing related where they were talking about injecting TB500 into their cock shaft and doing weighted stretching!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people!

jelquing or whatever it's called.. hell no..

and yes to the spot injections with tb..

 

[Arabian]

Very nice list. I agree

 

[Bbkgary]

Can anybody tell me what npp is?

 

[goin on 4T]

Nandrolone phenol propionate (npp)
also known as the short ester deca.