Things I have learned as an old fuck

[Kbordner]

Things I am learning as an old fuck

1. When a 25 year old girl looks at me it's not because she wants to fuck me she is wondering why this old man is staring at her ass.
2. When a 35 year old girl looks at me.....you get the idea
3. When a 45 year old girl looks at me.....maybe!
4. When a 55 year old girl looks at me I think "what you looking at old bitch!" ( I forget I will be 56)
5. Tren is best AAS on the planet but it makes me sharpen my knife collection and stare at people after 8 weeks or so. Note to self short blasts of Tren only.
6. Don't run Tren without Masteron. Even better run it with Masteron and GH.
7. Don't run Masteron too high at my age. Your tinkle will be weak. Looks faggy.
8. Tren with Mastetron and GH is even better. Sorry I am getting old and repeat myself.
9. I love EQ at 1200 wk. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.
10. I either run EQ or Primo at all times.
11. Primo is wonderful if you have cash to burn...1G a week.
12. Feel good cycle at my age EQ or Primo/Test Cyp and GH.
13. Nothing made my arms bigger than NPP. As you can tell I am not on it now.
14. Another cycle I loved was the 4-700s 700Tren/700NPP/700TestP/700MastP with Primo in and out.
15. A-bombs can be run higher than I thought as long as you work up....150/ed was nice.
16. Fuck Deca...might help the joints but your face looks ridiculous.
17. If Var wasn't so expensive it would be my oral of choice....100-150mg ed.
18. Masteron is a better AI than Aromasin or Adex and fuck Letro.
19. Caber is fun. Prami isn't.
20. Train faster,lighter, higher reps and all your old PL injuries disappear.
21. Give your wife 50 mg of Primo a week and she will fuck your brains out.
22. Take GH your dick looks better and your wife will suck it all the time. ( This is true and the greatest thing ever.)
23. For some reason I have nothing to say about D-bol. It did make me strong as hell though.
24. I have never tried T-bol or Halo.
25. Dandelion Root really works at getting the water out...never would have believed it.
26. Did I mention GH makes your dick look like artwork? Fuck you if you don't believe me.

As some of you know I am a mod at GH15. These are things we have learned with real world in the trenches experience. I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Ken
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[RADAR]

lol...I'm on the same page as you

 

[Kbordner]

lol...I'm on the same page as you

Thanks Radar. It's tough getting old isn't it?

 

[RADAR]

Thanks Radar. It's tough getting old isn't it?

Yuppers, i still check out the chicks tho so i'm not officially dead...Yet!

 

[cipherking]

Things I am learning as an old fuck

1. When a 25 year old girl looks at me it's not because she wants to fuck me she is wondering why this old man is staring at her ass.
2. When a 35 year old girl looks at me.....you get the idea
3. When a 45 year old girl looks at me.....maybe!
4. When a 55 year old girl looks at me I think "what you looking at old bitch!" ( I forget I will be 56)
5. Tren is best AAS on the planet but it makes me sharpen my knife collection and stare at people after 8 weeks or so. Note to self short blasts of Tren only.
6. Don't run Tren without Masteron. Even better run it with Masteron and GH.
7. Don't run Masteron too high at my age. Your tinkle will be weak. Looks faggy.
8. Tren with Mastetron and GH is even better. Sorry I am getting old and repeat myself.
9. I love EQ at 1200 wk. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.
10. I either run EQ or Primo at all times.
11. Primo is wonderful if you have cash to burn...1G a week.
12. Feel good cycle at my age EQ or Primo/Test Cyp and GH.
13. Nothing made my arms bigger than NPP. As you can tell I am not on it now.
14. Another cycle I loved was the 4-700s 700Tren/700NPP/700TestP/700MastP with Primo in and out.
15. A-bombs can be run higher than I thought as long as you work up....150/ed was nice.
16. Fuck Deca...might help the joints but your face looks ridiculous.
17. If Var wasn't so expensive it would be my oral of choice....100-150mg ed.
18. Masteron is a better AI than Aromasin or Adex and fuck Letro.
19. Caber is fun. Prami isn't.
20. Train faster,lighter, higher reps and all your old PL injuries disappear.
21. Give your wife 50 mg of Primo a week and she will fuck your brains out.
22. Take GH your dick looks better and your wife will suck it all the time. ( This is true and the greatest thing ever.)
23. For some reason I have nothing to say about D-bol. It did make me strong as hell though.
24. I have never tried T-bol or Halo.
25. Dandelion Root really works at getting the water out...never would have believed it.
26. Did I mention GH makes your dick look like artwork? Fuck you if you don't believe me.

As some of you know I am a mod at GH15. These are things we have learned with real world in the trenches experience. I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Ken
​

some of the best and pure words i've ever heard... in red made me bust out laughing

 

[stevesmi]

i've been preaching #20 for a while now.. people don't want to accept the truth though, they will learn the hard way... everyone wants to be the alpha dog at the gym and try and impress the chicks.. little do they know the chicks don't give a shit if you can bench 500 pounds. they are really thinking how much of a douche you are for needing 3 spotters and trying to get the hell out of the entire area

 

[notjake11]

i've been preaching #20 for a while now.. people don't want to accept the truth though, they will learn the hard way... everyone wants to be the alpha dog at the gym and try and impress the chicks.. little do they know the chicks don't give a shit if you can bench 500 pounds. they are really thinking how much of a douche you are for needing 3 spotters and trying to get the hell out of the entire area

I sort of agree. Periodization still applies as far as I'm concerned. I do periods of 6-8 weeks where I push higher weights for less reps and I do periods of time where I do lighter weights for higher reps. That being said, "less reps" means weights I can do 5x5 on. Maybe once every month or two I will test my max bench and only during my heavy cycles like my recently 5x5 period I ended last week. After 8 weeks of that plan, I moved to all sets of 12 this week and will stick in the range of 10-15 reps for a while now.

 

[wootoom]

i've been preaching #20 for a while now.. people don't want to accept the truth though, they will learn the hard way... everyone wants to be the alpha dog at the gym and try and impress the chicks.. little do they know the chicks don't give a shit if you can bench 500 pounds. they are really thinking how much of a douche you are for needing 3 spotters and trying to get the hell out of the entire area

My thoughts exactly..

 

[RyanGreg]

Things I am learning as an old fuck

1. When a 25 year old girl looks at me it's not because she wants to fuck me she is wondering why this old man is staring at her ass.
2. When a 35 year old girl looks at me.....you get the idea
3. When a 45 year old girl looks at me.....maybe!
4. When a 55 year old girl looks at me I think "what you looking at old bitch!" ( I forget I will be 56)
5. Tren is best AAS on the planet but it makes me sharpen my knife collection and stare at people after 8 weeks or so. Note to self short blasts of Tren only.
6. Don't run Tren without Masteron. Even better run it with Masteron and GH.
7. Don't run Masteron too high at my age. Your tinkle will be weak. Looks faggy.
8. Tren with Mastetron and GH is even better. Sorry I am getting old and repeat myself.
9. I love EQ at 1200 wk. I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks.
10. I either run EQ or Primo at all times.
11. Primo is wonderful if you have cash to burn...1G a week.
12. Feel good cycle at my age EQ or Primo/Test Cyp and GH.
13. Nothing made my arms bigger than NPP. As you can tell I am not on it now.
14. Another cycle I loved was the 4-700s 700Tren/700NPP/700TestP/700MastP with Primo in and out.
15. A-bombs can be run higher than I thought as long as you work up....150/ed was nice.
16. Fuck Deca...might help the joints but your face looks ridiculous.
17. If Var wasn't so expensive it would be my oral of choice....100-150mg ed.
18. Masteron is a better AI than Aromasin or Adex and fuck Letro.
19. Caber is fun. Prami isn't.
20. Train faster,lighter, higher reps and all your old PL injuries disappear.
21. Give your wife 50 mg of Primo a week and she will fuck your brains out.
22. Take GH your dick looks better and your wife will suck it all the time. ( This is true and the greatest thing ever.)
23. For some reason I have nothing to say about D-bol. It did make me strong as hell though.
24. I have never tried T-bol or Halo.
25. Dandelion Root really works at getting the water out...never would have believed it.
26. Did I mention GH makes your dick look like artwork? Fuck you if you don't believe me.

As some of you know I am a mod at GH15. These are things we have learned with real world in the trenches experience. I hope it brings a smile to your face.
Ken
​

Why dont run tren without masteron?

You say masteron is a better ai than aromasin etc.. Should an AI still be used on test tren mast cycle?

 

[kmoe4747]

Ah I love number 20!! I came from the old school heavy weight low reps. Now that I am older I have learned this is not the case. Also number 24 I would love to try some T Bol ( d Bol but with dryer gains can't beat that!!)