Ex wife becoming a fatter hog!

[yosshimura]

Funny shit I had to share in a condensed version...

Beg of 01 the soon to be ex wife said she wanted divorce, I said OK, and in APril 01 I started my trip back to being fit and trim as I was prior to marriage, so I could go back out and pick up babes (I was 50-60 lbs over . SHe? yeah, she gained a few pounds too..... Don't know what the fk she had been thinking but didn't seem to care to loose weight....

So, in Nov I had a bright idea...be a D_ck and at the same time look like an angel . So every few wks, I would buy her a food treat she liked and told her "oh, they were on special or I know you like, etc". Bought her coconut something in can with syrup, pepperidge farm cookies, chocolate, uhh...more chocolate, more chips ahoy.....

A few days ago, she tells me she gained 15 lbs! just in conversation. No mention of all the sweets I had given her. I'd like to think that I was PARTIALLY responsible for the weight gain. SHe said she started doing arobics but quit after 2 wks, what a looser.........

Me? I can't believe a screwed such a fat bitc for so long

 

[TheYork]

LMAO bro'!!! I never would have even thought of such a thing, i might try that to one of my ex girlfriends, that is fucking awesome!!!!

You made her a fat bitch...lol!

 

[mishon1]

haha dont b hard on yourself bro but nice move on the gifts. now u get to sit back and laugh.

 

[JayBro]

I had an opposite experiance.

The other day may X calls and says I am in town heading home if you want I can pick our son up and save you a trip. So cool, its not often she is nice.

She comes to the door and ask's to use the bathroom. As she is walking across the living room I cant help but notice how small she is. I am talkin Fine ass small.

I didnt say anything tho, even tho she was looking for a compliment.

 

[yosshimura]

Jaybro, you should've hit it Some ex's are good for booty call