Ever feel your life is like outta of a movie?

[calveless wonder]

like when such crazy shit happens, you cant believe that it actually happened
sometimes in good ways, sometimes its just crazy or plain bad.

this weekend reminded me of why. i didnt have much of a social filter

highlights
- A stunning brazilian girl i barely know asks me to buy her a drink. i told her no, laughed at her and made a joke at her expense. she decides to grab me and shoves her tongue down my throat.

- me and my friends narrowly escaped a sure fire accident...couldn't see the driver when my friend was making a left. the other driver did some crazy ass maneuver to complete avoid us, i don't know how he didnt fishtale but that shit was amazing.

- i was drunk for 2 days

- a friend of a friend (girl) decided to get up on the barstool at the club, dance and intentionally put her vagina in my face there in front of all my friends.

- i screamed something funny at a passing group of people(couple of hot girls and a guy). they stopped and made friends with me and took me to an afterparty.

things are not normally like this so close together


some of you know what im talking about

 

[layinback]

dude, i have felt like my life was a movie ever since i was a small child. fact is MUCH stranger than fiction

 

[GoldenDelicious]

lol hi555555555555555555555555

im going to laugh when youre in the back room of some club in the private afterparty/VIP cos youre finally cool enough to be there, and some chick you made out with half a year ago comes up and says hi while yorue talking to the club owner/mafia guy, then you think "fuck im a champion, ive been picking up so many hotties, go me!!" then the mafia guy laughs and says "hahahahahaha...so, how do you know my wife?"

(this hasnt happened to me. close, but not exactly. but its going to happen to YOU *does magic finger wave* lol)

 

[biteme]

I'm Clint Eastwood in "Unforgiven". I Refuse to be broken.

 

[blueta2]

yes, I've had the most odd and fucked up shit happen to me. One day I will write a tell all book