I'm really confused about the social dynamics at EF, nowadays

[the_alcatraz]

lol@canada

Alcatraz Canada

 

[layinback]

Mr. narrator, where do I fit into all this?

you'll be my confidant in the north and you'll provide me with a safe house
and bomb making materials.

in the end i will have to kill you. you put up a good fight and break my jaw
as i inject 3 cc's of air into your carotid artery. i cradle your body and assure
you that we shall meet up in hell soon and when we do, we'll do heavy squats
in the 20 rep range and we'll follow up with straight leg deadlifts until we vomit
blood and then we will piss in satans cornflakes.


i place a bottle of british dragon ( real BD not that IP shit ) anadrol in your hand and bury you in the lot adjacent to golds gym at vera beach

 

[the_alcatraz]

...and then you wake up in a wheel chair and realise I broke both your legs and you dreamed up the rest bwahahahaha

 

[CipherLock]

Seems I missed alot while gone. Some peeps who loved some other peeps, now hate them, and vice-versa. Can't we all just get along?

And don't go askin me which peeps. Dagnabit.

I missed more.

 

[calveless wonder]

i hat everybody

 

[the_alcatraz]

i hat everybody

what kind of hat?

 

[-SD-]

what kind of hat?

evil seething hat

 

[tha joker]

A lot has changed around here.

 

[the_alcatraz]

evil seething hat

to match that evil leather jacket bor

 

[calveless wonder]

what kind of hat?

hat dipped in aids


otherwise known as a fidora