Thank you for noticing my massive yoke. Yes my traps and rhombs are huge and a good source of padding. As a matter of fact, they are so big an beautiful I turn myself on in the 3 way mirror. Actually, every time I reach over my shoulder to scratch my back, I get aroused.
Try squatting that bar bareback. If it has nice center knurling like a Texas Power Bar, you will eventually develop a wonderful callous there that most guys will find incredibly sexy. Plus you get the added benefit of not needing that pad anymore.
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