I will try to make it short. It is completely unbelievable.
Drove to mexico in the 1999 with a local guy (I will call him dumbass) that does a little dealing. Mainly for buddies. I got enough gear to last me for a while and kept it at his house so my wife would not find out.
One of his friends broke into his house in Dec of 2000 and stole some guns and stole all of his gear plus my gear which was in a bag with my name on it.
Dumbass calls the police to report the stolen guns. Long story short they found the guns and the juice. Dumbass tells the DEA his life story and rolls on everybody he sold to plus me for keeping my stuff at his house. The DEA called me and told me if I did not come down and talk to them they would issue warrant for my arrest and show up at my place of business which I could not let happen. So I admitted to possesion (constructive possesion).
Pretty fucking stupid I know. But if you knew the whole story you would really think it was stupid.