To Tell Or Not To Tell-girlfriend???

[JB]

I PROMISED MY GIRLFRIND OF 3 YEARS THAT I WAS DONE WITH JUICE 6 MONTHS AGO. I HAVE BEEN VERY DEPRESSED LATELY FROM A BICEP INJURY-SERIOUS TENDIOUS THAT COMES AND GOES. I DID A SHOT OF DECA YESTERDAY-NO PAIN, LITTLE BLEEDING. NOW I HAVE A SMALL ROUND BLACK AND BLUE ON MY ASS!!!! I GO TO SCHOOL DURING THE WEEK AND HAVE TO SEE HER ON SAT. WHAT SHOULD I DO. TELL HER, TRY TO HIDE IT, AVOID SEX???? PLEASE HELP!!!! I REALLY LOVE HER BUT AS YOU GUYS KNOW TRAINING IS AN OBSESSION THAT I CANNOT HELP.

 

[METHYL MIKE]

Somehow, i doubt shes gonna see a bruise on your ass, unless she gets busy back there!!! ANyway, unless shes up on injections, i think you could pass it off as somehting else anyway. Of course, i wouldnt lie in the first place cause its not my style, but whatever keeps you happy man.

 

[Scatback55]

Don't lie because your ass shots would be to obvious you should pick a different location and don't make it to obvious your hiding something. Just go with the norm. Maybe she won't even catch it. Also I would move to bicep injections that way there you can always say you hit your arm on something. For example tossing a football and the spiral drilled you right in the bicep. Build it up with a story of course to play it out.

Extreme to really cover it up. You make the bruse bigger by pintching yourself really good around the area to broden it. Then you can say you were walking down the steps the other day and your heel sliped off the step and you landed right on your ass check and tail bone. Damn and it hurt like a bitch. Everyone has slipped on the stairs like that before.
And actually when you meet up with her I would start it out with a story of one night when going to so and so's room to pick up some notes or something your heel slipped off step as you were running down and you slammed it on the steps and then as you finish pull your corner of your pants down to show her the brusing and tell her you felt like crying it hurt so bad.
This way here you already showed her part of it and she won't be so curious about it and examine it closer and question you about it later. She is more likely to shrug it off with the fabulous story bro.
Or
If she wants to have sex just be like, "Sex yes lets paint eachother" and hit that spot first lol.
Good luck man

 

[ultragainz]

hug her then lie to her..dont drop out of the game... tell her you oh some ultrasupps

 

[bulkhead]

dude

bruise what bruise i didnt know i had a bruise hmmm wonder where that came from

 

[ultragainz]

wait you have a bruise on your ass??...damn...tell her someone tried to rape you...then hug her...

 

[Golfer18--old]

If you plan on marrying her dont lie. If you love her hmmmmm lie and get some pussy. I wouldnt lie, i would tell her im in love with my body and training + using AS.

 

[GearCowboy]

Or
If she wants to have sex just be like, "Sex yes lets paint eachother" and hit that spot first lol.
Good luck man

hahahahahaha

Bro lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.... women just don't understand why we need AS so much, and how good it makes us feel. There's no way that you can talk a regular chick into believing AS use is a good thing. Why can't they just be happy that they get a better looking boyfriend? Who knows.

 

[Johnny V]

All I can say is lie and learn how do injections that do not leave marks! I do site injections with 23 gauge and never got questioned yet......

Never tell they will alway use it against you later "yeah see you get so mad when on that stuff" etc etc etc

 

[da big thinker]

hahahahahaha

Bro lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.... women just don't understand why we need AS so much, and how good it makes us feel. There's no way that you can talk a regular chick into believing AS use is a good thing. Why can't they just be happy that they get a better looking boyfriend? Who knows.

this guy has got the ticket...---fyi...in addition,women tend to use it against you!!!