this pisses me off; i wish they would just execute him

[nimbus]

Man robs bank to get medical care in jail - Yahoo! News



cliff notes: man "robs" a bank (leaves a note demanding one dollar) so that he could get free medical care in jail

 

[puddlemonkey]

riot to ensue ITT

 

[Sub-Zero]

repost!

 

[RottenWillow]

Hope that works out for him. Carswell gave pretty much no medical care at all.