this morning, I woke devin up and immediately started changing his diapey and...

[Smurfy]

he had that morning condition. You know what i mean. I was sort of surprised and weirdly proud of him. That is the first time that I ever notice him have that condition.

Discuss.

lol.

oh heather (honey) it only gets more hilarious from here. just wait until he starts asking you questions that you have no idea how to answer.

This is one of my most memorable conversations with my son when he was about 3:
He was sitting on the toilet and leaning back for some reason, he looks down at his little boy penis and says "Mom, look at how big my penis is"
Me: (omgwtfbbqlmaorofl) Yes, I see.
Him: Mommy, I have a penis. My dad has a penis. But you don't have a penis.
Me: That's right. Girls don't have penises.
Him: Mom, you can have mine if you want, since you dont have one.
Me: (omgwtflmaorofl) Oh, that's ok but I dont think so.

 

[heatherrae]

LOL @ "condition", like it's some kind of malady.

I wanted to be delicate about what I called it, because it is my little baby we are talking about. I didn't want to call it something that sounded like pron...lol.

 

[drsketch]

Wtf?

 

[needtogetarmy]

lol I am glad I have a daughter! No worries there (until she hits puberty)!!! Then I hear they turn into little demons...

 

[heatherrae]

oh heather (honey) it only gets more hilarious from here. just wait until he starts asking you questions that you have no idea how to answer.

This is one of my most memorable conversations with my son when he was about 3:
He was sitting on the toilet and leaning back for some reason, he looks down at his little boy penis and says "Mom, look at how big my penis is"
Me: (omgwtfbbqlmaorofl) Yes, I see.
Him: Mommy, I have a penis. My dad has a penis. But you don't have a penis.
Me: That's right. Girls don't have penises.
Him: Mom, you can have mine if you want, since you dont have one.
Me: (omgwtflmaorofl) Oh, that's ok but I dont think so.

Oh my, oh my! That is priceless!

 

[heatherrae]

lol I am glad I have a daughter! No worries there (until she hits puberty)!!! Then I hear they turn into little demons...

Oh, you have no idea the hell that erupts at around age 13 with little girls...hee hee hee.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Oh, you have no idea the hell that erupts at around age 13 with little girls...hee hee hee.

I'll let my wife handle that period! (pun intended!)

 

[digimon7068]

my son (2& 1/2) sports wood pretty much everytime he has to pee. . .and he's got a big one. . .when he was born, the nurses called him "the ladies man" because he was unusually large. . .i wish i could take credit for it. . .but i can't

 

[mwm5]

my son (2& 1/2) sports wood pretty much everytime he has to pee. . .and he's got a big one. . .when he was born, the nurses called him "the ladies man" because he was unusually large. . .i wish i could take credit for it. . .but i can't

you're welcome

 

[all the whey]

oh heather (honey) it only gets more hilarious from here. just wait until he starts asking you questions that you have no idea how to answer.

This is one of my most memorable conversations with my son when he was about 3:
He was sitting on the toilet and leaning back for some reason, he looks down at his little boy penis and says "Mom, look at how big my penis is"
Me: (omgwtfbbqlmaorofl) Yes, I see.
Him: Mommy, I have a penis. My dad has a penis. But you don't have a penis.
Me: That's right. Girls don't have penises.
Him: Mom, you can have mine if you want, since you dont have one.
Me: (omgwtflmaorofl) Oh, that's ok but I dont think so.

He is getting older now, and is going to have a lot more questions about his body, sex, girs, etc.

You should have him get his advice from a dr.


drsketch