Tales of bad dates....

[pintoca]

Beached whale is going to be all over this mofo...

 

[IvanOffelitch]

There are 2 noteable events that stick out in my mind...only problem is, no one would believe me.









Both involve my abstaining from sex with uber-hot women.

















































































Told ya no one would believe me.

 

[biteme]

I have been on a few bad ones. Lots of girls that don't talk. lots of girls that do talk but have nothing to say.
It sucks when I find a girl I think is hot and then she has no personality. Its like I wanted her so bad and she ruined it for me... LOL. Then I have to think... "am I going to have sex with her? She is hot.. just has no personality"

Sometimes the best people take awhile to get to know and sometimes the people who seem so charismatic and full of personality are the biggest jerks. Could be your loss.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Never had one

 

[HiDnGoD]

One of my worst was when I took my wife out for dinner. 3rd anniv. I think. Left baby at home & went for Chinese buffet. My bank card didn't work, so she had to sit there & wait while I went down the street to the bank & took money out.

 

[jackangel]

One of the worse I went on was a blind date. He showed up with packets of flower seeds instead of flowers and a weird poem. He took me to a cheap asian buffet for dinner where he wound up not being able to pay and I had to pay the $12 or something like that for dinner.

Then he proceded to tell me all sorts of reasons why he didn't like my church and how he thought that my particular kind of christian church wasn't okay because some of the music was more on the modern side. Finally his muffler fell off in my mom and dad's driveway so my dad had to get up and fix it for him.

That's not so bad but I'm sure others have much better tales.

just out of curiosity...what would you have thought if nothing had gone wrong?
i.e., if he brought the seeds, the poem, and took you to a cheap buffet...but none of the other shit happened? what did you think of his bringing flower seeds instead of actual flowers?

 

[Raptorex]

Beached whale is going to be all over this mofo...

LMFAO

 

[Raina]

I thought the flower seeds were interesting and could go either way. I thought it was a little weird to write a poem for someone you've never met. I'm all about paying my half but to pay for it all wasn't too cool especially since it wasn't even expensive.

But to rip on someone's religion all night just isn't a good idea.

 

[EnderJE]

Worst date ever was when I took this girl out and my gf showed up. I went to the washroom and came back with the two of them sitting together and talking.

That was a very very wierd year for me.

 

[awittyusername]

Worst date ever was when I took this girl out and my gf showed up. I went to the washroom and came back with the two of them sitting together and talking.

That was a very very wierd year for me.

Thats why we are different...You say weird.....I say threesome.